Awww! Well, come on in the tub. I’ll lick you if I get to choose the spot(s). 
I have no doubt he’s a smooth talker, but do try to be skeptical. I imagine you’ve had similar conversations several times, all ready.
Okay run the water sweetie, I’ll tell you all about it while you scrub my back…will you wash my hair too?
Of course! 
wags tail
:D:D wags Tail like crazy . . . . . . . . . . . . How *Y o u * doin’, Pants?
tail s t o p 
Wags Tail!!! (and wonders if D.Bear is gonna get smacked on the nose with the paper … trots off to fetch paper, just in case, coffee, and server passwords …)
Good, you know that is one of the most relaxing things…love to have my hair washed…it’s grown since the last pic you saw of me. Nearly to my waist now…
Oh yeah lots of shampoo…hey, shut that bathroom door, can’t let everyone watch!
*ponders … should I start a pit thread about people who say demeaning things about dogs??? How Should I take that? Is Dog now, in the politically incorrect circles, considered a degrading slur word for, well … dogs? … loses track of ponder and happily trots over to sniff Mipiace’s shoes and pant legs to see where she’s been … and gives a try at sniffing her … well … upper pants legs …
Ed. Note: And this is why it has been so difficult for dogs to organize effectively against the use of demeaning phrases such as “not even the dog”… where is the rage I ask you.
Where . . . is . . . the public . . . Outcry?!?!?
??How the Heck did William Shatner get in here??
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Happy >>>20<<< pages, everybody*!!!*
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Well Wyatt, you can pit me but I have had a really rough week already and I’ll bet you didn’t know this but I am a member of my local Humane Society and do doggy rescues so I am pretty canine friendly. C’mere and let me scratch your ears baby…
You know Dave, I don’t think HE’s had a flea bath lately…maybe while you are bathing OMFG members…
Oh and another thing Wyatt, you know this whole thing could have been diverted if you’d have showed up with those body shots on time and licked me yesterday when I was calling for you…now get your nose out of there!
LIkes to have his ears scratched, he discovers … and LOVES to have his member bathed but NOooot the Flea Soap … noooooo!!!
Oh Dave, I’m so sorry, I got the little guy all spun up…maybe he just needs more exercise or something but I am definitely NOT washing his member!
Never fear Robot Arm, I promise I’ll never confuse ya’ll again.
Dave don’t you worry about Wyatt’s bath. Wyatt, I’m known for getting cute puppies to behave for baths… now come here boy…
Oh Dave, I’m so sorry, I got the little guy all spun up…maybe he just needs more exercise or something but I am definitely**NOT ** washing his member!
*putting on his little hat with the “press” tag on it, slipping the pen out from behind his ear and grabbing his little note book … *
So, Mr. D.Bear as we move into the twenty-first pagery, our readers wanna know!
Theresa has … disappeared without a trace, right?
Sherri is/isn’t still in the “ex-with-dessert-privileges” category?
What’s the Update on Harmony, lady of the sweet tummy? Desserting or currently on an “other distractions” imposed diet???
The Activist/protester/Iran bound/ Tupperware party gal is left in the dust,
And the other Match.Com’er “who wants to meet” has faded in the stretch …
So, Mr. D.Bear Who else is on the horizon, IRL?
What do you have for dessert, when you’re alone? …
and WHERE were YOU when the bawdy body shots started happening?
And WHAT is that stain on the couch?
Do NOT try to blame it on some underling, like, say, the dog … and then try to say it’s over, because you forgive the dog … You’re the leader here, you need to take responsibility!
What do you have to say to all this?
OH, and by the way, Congratulations on having another 20+ page post!
To quote from one of the sages: couMaureengh!
"If Davebear’s sex life is still a source of amusement, I see no reason to discontinue it. "
YEAH Dave, if this is the TOPIC of this thread… and of course we ALL would be LOATHE to hijack…tell us what is going on in the exciting world of Dave’s love life!! It’s gort to be better than mine right now! I haven’t even had a freakin’ kiss in um…at least a month. I know you every single person here is doing better than that!
It DOES feel like we’re being held out on, doesn’t it? How 'bout it, Dave? Found anyone kissable lately?
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For those of you just joining this thread, the following terms and derevations (and some deviations) will be on your entrance exam:
OMFG
“Pick up line” - lie or social grace?
Theresa
Righteous Brothers Concert - great warm up for “pick up lines”?
Blues Harp
“New Best Friend Mark”
How many times is smoking mentioned in the thread?
Mississippi Saxophone
Flower etiquite
The Dreaded Gauntlet of HumiliationTM
Sherri
AFter the pick-up calling etiquite
big galumphing men … appealing?
getting laid
Men’s shoes
D.Bear’s shoes
Stalking
Typos
Name the aardvark
Can she tell if you think she looks hot or should you tell her over and over?
Things that are “coming on too strong” on a first date…
Watertown Pizza
Casual Sex
How Tanookie lost her feet
How Peritrochoid became Rocky
and How Wyatt became: Grasshopper, cool and everything … but, Odd, Oddly weird, certified weird, insane, and now, a dog!
Oh… and Just How Many intelligent, attractive, and witty women have been declaired “babes” in this thread.
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Oh, and I’m dashing off to do some work, so I didn’t spell check or preview … so, for ALL the typos that I KNOW must be there … :smack: Hope you, dear readers, are fluent in ‘typo.’
Oh … How could I Forget?
The rating of good tummy
Tall men with not-tall women
The art of body shots
bolognaious Monks
Who is the babe with Optihut in the photo
Which city had a Dope Fest that only missed setting an all-time-dopefest-attendance-record by one or two people?
Only people who sleep with men would sell tightly sealing containers …
and, of Course …
Dessert its not just for kids Any More!
Damn Wyatt, that is an awesome summation of 20 pages of thread! Very cool…don’t know if anyone but us could actu8ally make a lot of sense of it, but that is exactly what happened.