Can I join you, too? I think I need a Mama Maureen hug, today.
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Ya’ll don’t go having too much fun tonight… This girl has to go lay down because of a nasty headache.
Oh… ((((Davebear)))) Rough day, dear?
((((((((((Dave))))))))))
'samatta, sweetie, some evil woman busting your balls today?
~hugs Davebear~ Awww, poor sweetie!
Join us in the hottub and tell us all about it.
Ahhh… Civilization, good to be back. So nice to be clean. I’m highly envious of that hair washing you got, Missy. Took me three goes to get the dust out of my tresses.
Looks like y’all had quite the party while I was out playing “pagan horde runs amok”.
hands out crispy snax that may or may not have been marshmallows at one time
Thank you Psalex for the reminder to don clothing. I durn near forgot. Boy do I have a lot of booby freckles! My Mehndi looks like connect the dots!
Anyhow, I didn’t get to try any body shots as the only person offering free drinks was the lovely man from San Mateo, California who was offering up free organic coffee every morning. I didn’t want to end up like that unfortunate woman from Albuquerque. I should have thunk* to bring some slurpable libations. Oh well, forgot the rebar as well.
D’bear sorry to hear that things haven’t picked up more, maybe now that autumn is upon us women’s thoughts will rurn towards nesting, and nest mates…
Yay, a poll of sorts! I heart polls:
D’oh! premature! Premature! Jeez, it was only 5 days afk…
anyhow…
1. Favorite food and drink: plain pepperoni pizza, artichokes, avocados, med. rare steak — wine, good single malts, esp islays, French Martinis
2. Music most likely to accompany your commute to work: The commute is only a mile, but could range from Garbage, Massive Attack, TMBG, to Pretenders, Elton John, or Jackson Brown, or Joe Jackson or Elvis Costello, or Papa Roach or the Deftones or Vivaldi or Dvorak or Smetana or even certain flavors or Techno like David Holmes or K&D. Certainly Folk & Bluegrass & Country will have me reaching for the dial or sharp objects to ram into my ears.
3. Favorite art (be specific) poetry, painting, photography, music, architecture, or fill in the blank: uhh. Art junkie here. Specifically painting and stained glass and architecture.
4. Pet of choice: All animals are good, but cats are the easiest to look after and can be left alone for 3-4 days at a time.
**5. Underwear: matched or jauntily mismatched? ** yes and yes, and occasionally commando.
6. a blurb to describe my off-board personality IRL I am much less random. I’m sort of dowdy and undramatic in my visual presentation. I am best loved for my foul-weathered friendliness, quirky sense of humor, withering sarcasm, and my ass grande tho’ it may be. In fact, it has a wider following of admirers than I do.
Oh, Hi! White Ink ! We missed you and are anxiously awaiting anecdotes a la Burning Man. What was the most beautiful thing you saw; and the most outrageous?
Oh, and I forgot artichokes (they aren’t in season here, yet) I may love those more than figs. (And I have a fat butt, too, for a skinny chick)
Wow! Thanks for all the hugs, folks. It’s not a lady’s fault, though. It’s partly mine and partly just cumulative; too many bad things happening all at once, and not being able to do anything about any of them. But, I don’t want to drag that in here.
Well, clothing is still optional, here. Except in the hot tub, where it’s forbidden. So, make yourself comfortable. reaches for his henna colored marker
Too bad about the body shots. And, the rebar. 
What happened to “that unfortunate woman from Albuquerque”?
Huh. A woman who appreciates good Scotch, a properly cooked steak, and stained glass. And has an ass worth following! Sounds like another Davebear Babe has joined the ranks. (Actually, it also sounds a little like my second wife.)
Okay Dave, you were really nice to me when I was feeling blue so I owe ya one…care for a massage? I’ll warm the oil up just right for ya’…as a matter of fact, I’ll bet several of the full bottomed ladies here (including myself) will join me. How 'bout that? That would cheer any guy up! Just you and 8 slick hands gliding all over. Sure to relax you…or something.
I hope your today is much better!
White Ink!! WELCOME BACK! WE MISSED YOU!
Hey wouldn’t it be ironic if she WAS your second wife and neither of you realized? Did you ever see the Drew Carey episode where MiMi and Drew were having Cyber sex and never realized it was with each other because they were both using screen names? [twilight zone music starts…]
C’mon, girls, let’s all cheer up Davebear. Is everyone up for an all nude rendition of “Fat Bottomed Girls” ?
makes note in book: “8 handed warm oil massage is excellent way to refuel creativity”
It occured to me. But, she’d never, ever go commando. Or, go to Burning Man or do a body shot.
Thanks for the offer of the massage, but a group of eight hands would probably just feel like the rest of my life, right now; too much. And, check this out; this is my horoscope, for today.
Fabulous. As if I needed that. I would have taken the day off, if that were possible. Thanks for rubbing it in, buddy.
Well hell Dave, if you can’t hide from it at Burning man, maybe you should just attack it head on with a machete’. It’s a thought anyway. Want to borrow mine?
Cancer:
Now how accurate is mine, Davebear , when you know I will be spending the next 3 days sitting on my plump behind and comtemplating my navel.
Horoscope, schmoroscope.
Would a picture of boobies make you feel better?
I don’t know about him but it made me smile !!
Today, dear Virgo, you may be feeling bored and frustrated with the direction your life is taking. You feel buried under the burden of your responsibilities, with no time left to do what you really want to do. You have other interests to pursue, yet no time to pursue them. It is frustrating, to be sure. You might want to spend some time rethinking your priorities. If you are creative about your time management, you’ll be able to free up some time.
Hey looks like none of us are having any fun today…did anyone think that maybe it’s all BS anyway? Let’s rebel against our horoscopes and have fun ANYWAY!! F&%* 'em is they can’t take a booby joke.
As the mood here in **Davebear World ** seems rather somber today, I would recommend avoiding the horoscope section of The Onion at all costs.