LOL - I don’t know, dave’s isn’t all that bad…mine on the other hand… x x
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Damn! Too on-the-mark for my tastes. I like the Onion’s version better.
But what the hell is time management? I am so not familar with that term. 
You are a virgo too? When is your birthday Rock-o?
Hey Dave, us Libra’s gotta stick together. I could talk you through some relaxation techniques or sing you a lullaby. 
slide a big 'o piece of cheesecake to Dave
18th of this month … it’ll be the 31st anniversary of my birth.
doing graphics on the powerbook … no looking over Rocky’s shoulder today. 
Now I understand the meaning of time management … it means balancing SDMB with work!
Time management? Never heard of it.
Dave, dear, what day did you say your birthday was? I remember it was very close to mine.
Simple Dreamer ~ the girl who is having a plethora of random thoughts assault her tired little brain
ooooh yummy, Mipiace begins preparations for ROCKY’S birthday party!!! [evil laugh…]
[let the licks begin…and who said slurp is not a sexy word?]
Davebear ? When is the birthday? You confess and I will…
Thanks for the warm welcome back!
Burning man was lots of fun, tho it wasn’t the mindblowing experience I was hoping for.
The 3 most beautiful things I saw were an art installation of a huge chandelier crashed to earth. Turns out an acquaintance of mine helped work on it.
The story behind it is that the Norse god Loki impregnated a goddess and really pissed her off. She started chasing him around Asgaard. He lept into a chandelier in an attempt to escape, but she caught up to him, and lept into the same chandelier. Their weight was too much, and the lovely chandelier with its sweeping wrought iron arms, pale globes and lovely glowing red center piece tore loose from the ceiling and crashed to earth, landing in the Nevada desert where it never should have been seen by mortal eyes. Alas, those pesky tribes of the burning man had congregated for their annual meeting of the clans…
The other really moving art piece was an installation of 5 partial arches of I- beam reaching toward a center point. From each of the arches was suspended a 1 foot thick granite sheet, hanging from chains that had been bolted to the granite. You could climb on the sheets of rock and swing around on them and walk under them, and it was very surreal and a marvelous piece of engineering.
The 3rd lovely thing was the prelude to the burning of the man. There were close to 1,000 fire dancers who had practiced routines together. Its difficult to describe the vision of 1,000 sets of poi (little balls of fire swung from hand held chains or cables) all being swung in unison. In addition to the poi dancers there were people swinging fire from stilts, some dancers with flamings wings, dancers with flaming fans and half wagon wheels, a dancer with what looked like a flaming caber and a dancer with what looked like a flaming bullwhip.
I guess the most outrageous thing I saw was the gauntlet of men with video cameras lined up to tape Critical Tits (the topless woman bicycle ride) as if it were there own private Girls Gone Wild. It seemed very disrespectful, not in the spirit of the burning man community and just very Mardi Gras in a nasty frat boy kind of way.
The unfortunate woman from Albuquerque was an oblique reference to the McDonald’s coffee case.
Happy birthday to all the birthday people.
Is there room for me in that hot tub? Just leave me in to soak. Oh wait, I have to go out of town for a wedding, I guess I’ll be back Sunday or Monday.
Never realized that cheesecake is an official relaxation technique!!!
adds cheesecake to list in relaxation techniques book
From the referenced link…"…when we look at the blue-footed booby, our eyes naturally fall upon its bright blue feet. Well, that is exactly what the blue-footed booby intends - not for us, but for its potential mate." and “…just in case a female blue-footed booby fails to notice how attractive he is, the male blue-footed booby raises each of his blue feet in a slow, deliberate stepping motion.”
IT’s the SHOE Thing!!! As found in Nature!!
That Proves it! Well sorta, not in a multiple cites “GQ,” or “GD” or even “Pit” SDMB kinda “prove” but in a … “well here’s some evidence from nature that supports my particular belief in the discussion” kind of “prove.” Scientists say female birds that Are boobies do it, English guys call females ‘birds’ and they have boobies, so There you have it!!! Proof positive! It’s the SHOES thing!!!
Runs rapidly from the room to grab his shoes and put a quick coat of polish on them before leaving the house.
Wow… now that was quite the rabbit trail to follow Wyatt. LOL Thank you, you always seem to find a way to make me giggle.
Yeah but the cool thing is, we always understand him, I am not sure what that says about him…or about us…
I think Davebear mentioned slurp is sexy in that “naughty” sorta way … I’m starting to agree.
Wyatt ? Did you say shoes? Where shoes? Yes, please. Ankle straps and stilettos, or knee-high boots. Please-o-please-o please…
Fat Bottomed Girls?
Well, I definitely qualify! ~grins~
Sorry you are feeling down today Davebear. If there is something we can do, just let us know. The Davebear Babes are nothing if not supportive and full of concern for your well being.
~hugs again~
~J
HOLY SHIT!!! Something just hit me in the head like a double barrel buck shot…Rocky, you have the same birthday as Studmuffin. Remember what I told you before?..that’s too fucking weird…I’m a little creeped out now. I’m glad y ou are only 31…geez, you are even from the south. yikes.
mmm-hmmm all depends in what you ( or who) are slurping.
Damn, I’m on a roll! Remember Medieval Girl was creeped out because I was just like her ex … same name, same profession, same personality … :eek:
I’m gettin’ too good at that. :rolleyes:
Now I’m creeped out!
Rocky - creeping girls out since 2003.
Well you have the same name and same birthday and I don’t want to know what your profession is because if it is the same it would TOTALLY FREAK ME OUT! that is majorly weird.
But hey, you are a sweet heart anyway and besides, you rock so screw it, I’ll still throw you a birthday party!