just remember … tequila kills the mood real fast for me! 
Anything else … let’s rock-n-roll! 
No, you are a scotch man…I remember.
Oh and I have this cute little inny belly button. It holds about 1/4 shot…but you can leave a trail up to it.
Then I’ll see how much yours holds…
yep, slurp is sounding sexier and sexier by the minute! 
[giggle] are you counting the days to your birthday? I’ll bet you haven’t done that in a number of years!!
My apologies to all for stupidly screwing up the “Sideshow” mp3 link. I even tested it - but the error was in the embedded password, and the server let me have the file despite the error, because I’d already logged in. D’oh!
I have to be careful about filking. I have a reputation for doing it spontaneously. You know how a song can get into your head? As a kid, I learned that torturing it was an effective way to get it out.
Mipiace -
Sorry, I guess I should have explained my little linguistics games better. I wasn’t mocking your language skills, and I didn’t mean to ascribe a genuine literal meaning to “mipiace”. It was a jocular liberty, a twisted pun. For some reason, I’ve always found “me likey” to be a funny phrase (Though “it pleases me” is also rife with possibilities, I didn’t want to go there.)
In any case, I’ll cut it out, since it seems to bug you. (sigh - grotesquely misshapen polyglot puns are among my less annoying habits. I’m glad you set me straight before I noted that “Ta” is Brit for “thank you” with all the “Ta Nookie” images that inspires, or started going on about Da Verybare Babes.
(BTW, Italian isn’t near the bottom of my list - it’s so far below the bottom that it peeks up my list’s skirt, and has been busted twice for running a subscription webcam to defray its ongoing legal expenses - but Wyatt just made it realize it should run a shoe fetish site instead. Hmm… ItalianLeather.com?)
Hey, gang. I’m back, and feeling better. Thanks for all the cheering up efforts. Had a really bad day, yesterday, and a rough morning, today, but I got some really good news mid-day, which made up for a lot of it. And, some more good news after work. So, I’m feeling pretty good.
Umm…I usually don’t divulge my birthday. Gets real depressing when people don’t remember. But, what the heck? It’s October 8.
Heh! I’m counting the minutes, mipiace, the minutes. 
I just hate those days where everything seems to crash all at once. Good to hear today has been looking up, Dave. Here, dude, this round’s on me this time. 
Would this good news after work have anything to do with any kind of dessert plans?
You would tell us, right?
*Salutes Grasshopper Wyatt Slurp at your service!
Y’all Have to have been Just waiting for that one, haven’t you?
Oh, and Ballerina girl …
Here! Look what I found for you, Darlin’simple shoes … any girl’d be proud to own …
Enjoy!
HAH! Wyatt, that was GREAT! I nearly peed my pants! Well … no … not really, but it was damn funny! 
I’m not gonna ask just how you came across that site for those shoes. I don’t wanna know. 
Hey you know I actually OWN those ChaCha boots!! I bought them in Italy!! No shit!!! I swear to you! That is what I love about Italians, you wear stuff like that (and leather) every day, to the office…wherever, it’s no big deal and not a bit slutty. Even old ladies wear it - too cool and definitelly my kinda’ place. (Now you know why all those pilots I worked with liked me so much)
Yes, it does - gets on my nerves is more like it. It was fun the first three times but when you start picking on my name it was irritating. Besides. Italian has 138 different dialects. Even Italians don’t always understand each other…it’s a funny (and very fun) language but I’m definitely not an amateur at that one. I “capito bene”
but it’s okay, I understand you didn’t mean any harm - no worries.* E’ non importante!Tutto bene! *
Yay! Dave! I’m glad today is a better day…the good thing about a shitty day is that the next is generally better. {makes a note in her day planner to buy MORE body shots for yet ANOTHER body shot party on the 8th…} so what’s your poison MR. Bear?
Me too! 
It’s not that. What I find interesting about the link is that Wyatt posted it … almost like he’s had that one bookmarked because he’s a regular customer. He at least had to look for it. Something tells me they’re not quite as attractive on his legs as they would be on yours. 
Thanks, dude. Yeah, those days suck. And, not in a good way.
It might. And, I might.
:smack: D’oh! Shoulda seen that one coming. I told ya’ I was dull-witted, yesterday.
What makes you think anyone would doubt that?
Well, in my case, a bad day is often followed by a worse day. But, not this time.
Why does it make me nervous when you talk about poison and me in the same sentence?
For body shots, I’ll stick with either rum or the traditional Tequila, which offers the added bonus of rubbing the lime on, first, and then licking the salt off, before the shot is poured.
Oh…you funny man Dave Bear…but me like you just fine.
Ya see, I think you should do it like this, rub the lime first, sprinkle the salt, pour the tequila, but put the lime in your mouth. So I lick the salt, drink the tequila, then bite the lime right outta’ your mouth. How’s that for birthday entertainment from a spicy senorita?
poison schmoison! Tequila fucks me up fast and then I get unruly.
Hey Dave! I knew they were close. Mine is the day before.
I’m glad things are looking up for you today. 
You know you have a point there…Wyatt? Do YOU own those ChaCha boots? I had a problem with the heels getting loose form dancing at the discos. Did you have that problem too?
Just chiming in to say there is no way I could even STAND in those boots nevermind cha cha!
Good grief!

The heels are 4 1/2" and I am 5’ 7" so i am nearly 6 feet tall in them…really funny to go out and try to dance.
I don’t know I wear heels all the time. My mom say I will have back problems one day but it doesn’t bother me. I balance just fine and never fall, it seems natural and doesn’t hurt my feet as long as the toes aren’t pinchy. I hate those un-natural toe shaped shoes whether the heels are high or not.
HEY! I just realized…I had my thousanth post today…
it was either here, or while rolling on a dead bird.