PIYF :smack:
wow… talk about timing!!!
speaking of timing, Psalex, I’ll e-mail you manana. I need to take a break from Mr. Computer-head, my beige playtoy.
gets out the broom and starts to sweep up the cluttered floor of the cutting room…
Boy, this stuff Does build up!
White Ink, Wyatt, has the power to heal.
Wyatt, I have missed you.
if6was9 , look below…
At least you’re earning your rice!
Looks around nervously, grabs towel, wipes up splashed water from hot tub
mumbles … I would say “C’s” are perfect … and “D’s” are perfect and “B’s” are perfect and alla rest are perfect, too (and I think noone wears “A’s” anymore, cause they don’t hafta!
singing, sorta opera style: Ahhhhhhh Sweet BoobIage I Loooove youuuuuu…
humbly continues his studies … to earn his little teensy bowl of rice…
Davebear left us in the hizhouse alone. I suppose that means open bar, and grasshoppers in the hot tub. As my water displacement ability has already been discussed, you boys know there is room for two more.
“C’mon in boys, the water is fine” from O’ Brother Where Art Thou
blush Aw that’s so sweet, Psalex!
Wonders why ANYONE would want their own happiness at the expense of others. 
Master?
:: gasp ::
Whew! That was a close one. :eek: Thanks, Wyatt! Don’t know what I woulda done without ya!
And I’ll second that! 
Psalex, hon, you are kidding about leaving us, right? 
Please say you’re kidding! Please, please, please! I mean, ain’t no one got the skill at teasing the ol’ Rocky like you got! 
At least pop in often just to work us boys into fits.
Wyatt … In the absence of Davebear , I nominate you as Sensei. Please, take your seat in the hot tub, and allow me to brush your ponytail.
if6was9 , though guidance is helpful, many things can be discovered by experimentation. Your compliments are well-placed and very effective- please continue. I encourage this sort of exploration- now, don’t hold back, let me have your best.
Any Boobage is good Boobage!
I am reminded of a random quote:
“The nipples of strangers sometimes mean more than those of the ones we love.”
Oh… Noo noooo Nooooooo not poor lil grasshopper me!
I’ll happily hop in the hot tub, but no way I’m the Sensei no mastery here … I can hardly get past 6 or 7 quotes in a post!!!
I’m not yet prepared for the truely fine abilities required to post with 17 or 18 quotes!!!
with his proper disclaimers aside, gets into proper tub attire, and crawls into the tub …
Well, yeah. That’s pretty much what I said a while back. But, it’s different IRL. There’s no pressure, here, because nothing is going to happen, no matter what I say.
Huh. I just realized, that’s probably why I was able to pick up Theresa; because I was absolutely convinced it would never happen, but was determined to try, anyway. Nothing to lose, therefore, real pressure. (Aside from the Dreaded Gauntlet of Humiliation[sup]TM[/sup])
I don’t have the faintest idea what the standard form is for a CV/Resume in Europe, so I don’t feel qualified to answer that. But I can tell you that mine starts with a list of my saleable skills (languages, apps), and then goes on to work history (with a bullet or two for accomplishments on each job), and then education. With your limited work history, it might be better to put that at the end. (And, I no longer have the window open, so if that’s what you already have, ignore me.)
The only other comment I have is that your letter needs more meat to it. You need to include some basic statement about why you want to work for that company and why you think you’d be a good fit, there. This is generally 90% bullsh*t, so don’t sweat it too much, but do add something to it. It’s way too sparse, and kind of sounds like you’re saying “well, I need a job, so it might as well be working for you”.
Oh, and good luck.
Damn, that sounds familiar. Oh, well. I second what Psalex said.
How do you feel about one out of two?
Sh*t, I dunno. What do you think I have acolytes for?
You and me both, babe. Wanna open a stained glass studio with hot tubs and a bar in the back, with me?
Evil. That’s what that is. Just plain evil. Even the slavedriving hellhole I worked in a few years ago didn’t go that far.
Omigod, another one! What is it with you guys? It can’t be the food or the sleeping accomodations! Although, the frigging rice bill is gonna go through the roof. All right, but you’re the last one. Enrollment is closed. Stop drooling and see if the ladies need fresh drinks.
Bahahaha…err…I mean, ahem. Well done, Grasshopper. For your quick thinking and initiative, I hereby promote you to Senior Acolyte. Here is your very own tatami. Give the old one to the new students.
Not your boobs, cutie. Your boobies! Damn things crap all over the place, and peck at people. They’ve gotta go. Sorry. But, your boobs are most welcome. Aren’t they guys?
I’d never damn your boobs, except in the “Daaamn! Look at them boobs!” sense.
Of course you may.
{{{{White Ink }}}}** How did you get in such an awful state of mind, sweetie? Or, would you really rather not talk about it? I’ll also add my offer; you’re also welcome to email me, if you like.
If you interested in an opinion, I’d say perhaps it would be best if you abstained, for a while. (Rocky, pick Wyatt up off the floor, would you?) Pursuing it, or even allowing it, in that state of mind is only going to make it worse.
LOL! I’m in! I love treasure hunts!
See? That was good, but this…
…this is just dreadful. You really do need my help, don’t you? This is not a truck stop or a biker bar; show some respect. If you must go there, try “I noticed your description of yourself, in another thread…”
I never refuse an invitation to an insertion from such a fine lady. How about…wanna Doodle with a Dandy Yankee?
sigh… floating boobage… if only I was in that tub
Ahhhh! There is hope for you, Cricket. But, if you’re smart, you’ll run away from school and marry Psalex. Quickly! Before she changes her mind.
:dubious: Okay. I take back all the nice things I said about you. I think one promotion for Wyatt is enough for one day.
Good decision, Senior Acolyte. And, a fine lesson in the wiles of women.
BTW, I’m back, in case no one noticed. But, no one said acolytes weren’t allowed in the tub. But, in Rocky’s case, I think we’ll have to make sure there’s always someone else in the tub, before we let him in.
She DID ask me to marry her, afterward…
Thinks about mistake he has made, thinks about three days without rice…
You’re absolutely right Master! I’m very sorry for my trailer-trashedness, Psalex!
BTW Psalex, you’re not the only woman who has proposed to me tonight! Altho you’re far and away my first choice!!!
OOOO! Double-quote! I didn’t think I had it in me!
shivers with delight … 19 quotes a 19 quote post!!!
I am Sooooooo studying at the feet (dry) of the right master!
and the words of Wisdom!!!
now THAT’s a sig. line!
Who is she!?!?!? I will dispatch her at once. Your compliments are for me only, got it?
Davebear… whining make if6was9 pay attention to me…
Psalex, (can I call you Alex?) honey, I don’t even remember her name! You are the only one for me! I’ll pay attention to ANYTHING you say (or do!)