OMG, I had replied to like all of page 27 while I was at work. It needed a few finishing touches and in the meantime I had to like, do real work.
I came back, finished, and hit submit. ~sniffs~ Gone, all gone…like petals on the wind, like …well, like that, just like that…all that hard work, my entire lunch hour (It was really closer to 20 minutes, I had to run a few errands).
Let me see if I can recreate the magic.
:dubious: I certainly hope I at least get a copy of that!
I tried not thinking for a while, but I kept bumping into doors.
Good MORNING! Well, I swear…it was at the time I said it originally, darlin’. I’m glad to hear that you had a nice Sunday, and while I would nevah ask you to kiss and tell, remember that we are always here, just in case things don’t stay quite as wondermous.
Whoo hoo, a non-censored lick!
~hands you the bottle of tequila~ Body shot time!
Ok, I did replies for all of these…~frowns~ And it got erased, but the pinnacle was of course to
The Tech Support Guy: “I was thinking about it sweetie, but I don’t really need the extra calories. If you ate it, I would feel so much better!”
Your coworkers sound almost normal compared to mine, we’ll have to swap stories sometime.
Optihut, it’s probably too late for me to help with your email, though it looks like you got plenty of suggestions. Good luck!! ~sends hugs and good thoughts your way~
The ambience! The sexual energy…we’d be packed every night…
Welcome back to the party White Ink!
I tell you what, you fellas need to get down to Texas, and fast, if you think bowing at Davebear’s feet is the appropriate response to floatiing boobage…
Welcome back darlin’, we certainly missed you somethin’ fierce.
What happened to our link? And you should have let him take a picture of you! For us! ~grins~
Oh darlin’…please email at least one of us…seriously. I’d hate for you to go through life feeling that way.
Yay! I always wanted to be purrfect
I soooooo hate my job…you guys need a cute southern girl’s help?
Come on in doll, I’m fairly sure we have a bit of honey left…
~J
No! if6was9 You may not call me Alex. Look up “Salix” and come back to me when you draw the parallel between my moniker and my “bod” as you so lovingly referred to it.
OK… excuse my denseness (please!!!) you’re either…
50 miles from me (BEST-case scenario)
In Iowa.
growing willow trees in Wales
work for a drug company (most likely) (several hundred miles from me but… workable.
Am I close?
Sorry if I offended you! I wouldn’t want to be known as HMWboy, myself! Do you still love me?
Quit gloating, Wyatt! I’m not very good at this kind of thing!
She did. Despite being offended by your “bod” remark. Personally, I thought your “C’s are perfect” remark was also rather borderline, but she apparently liked it. A very forgiving woman, apparently. You should still marry her, despite her attempted coup in my absence.
As if. You don’t need anyone’s help to get the attention of any man. [sub]conniving wench![/sub]
Come on in back, to my private screening room. I’ll play it for you.
Who said you weren’t?
Always.
Oh, I’m pretty sure you do. Mind if I take a closer look? Oh, yeah. There is some left, right there in that luscious little hollow at the base of your throat, just waiting for a warm, wet tongue to scoop it up and smear across a yearning palate. But, it may take several passes, using different techniques; a stiff pointed tongue to make sure every last drop of gooey goodness is teased out of the soft folds of your flesh; a soft, flat tongue swept across the skin to make sure no spot is left untouched; And, there’s that hard little bump that may require some moist lips to suck the last clinging drops off it. And, one can’t forget to follow the yummy trail of sweetness that inevitably flows downward when one is busy above, collecting and savoring each precious droplet. May I?
Fine. But, he also gets two demerits for disrespect. to a lady (or, at least, a treacherous wench) and to his sensei.
I love talented women. If you can get that toe-touching-the-back-of-the-head act in shape, again, we’ll make a fortune selling tickets.
Thanks for all the suggestions on my CV and e-mail. It is a shame that I was too impatient to wait for all the things, but at least I got to heed the advice of some of the people on ICQ, whom I have showed the thread. So posting it wasn´t for naught.
As for making it even lengthier - I don´t agree with you there, Dave. After all, this isn´t a normal letter of application (the last one I sent out was twice as long and I didn´t even get a lousy e-mail as a reply). This was an e-mail to a person, who already knew that I would e-mail him. Hence, I deemed it best just to write the essential things and not steal his time with long winded tales of greatness.
But in general, you´re right - I just view this special case differently.
[rant]
C’s are so perfect! B’s and D’s are even good! Waaahhhhh! I really miss having normal boobage. I put on a cute top from my closet yesterday and a button broke. Seriously. Broke! Waaahhhh!
[/rant]
Ya’ll were so busy yesterday I don’t even know where to begin. LOL
Maybe y ou just need a good woman White Ink. There are several here who can make it all better. May I volunteer my services?
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Good MORNING! Well, I swear…it was at the time I said it originally, darlin’. I’m glad to hear that you had a nice Sunday, and while I would nevah ask you to kiss and tell, remember that we are always here, just in case things don’t stay quite as wondermous.
[QUOTE]
Oh hell we all know it won’t, a zebra never changes it’s stripes and I am not that stupid but it feels good for now. I’m not quite as stoned on good lovin as I was yesterday but it had been a long time since I had dessert…forgive me of my weaknesses.
:eek: I have come to my senses today.
Hey I kind of like the C’s are so perfect comment…
Let me clarify (since I’m in the doghouse) They are all wonderful, from A to DD. And being able to bust a button is a GOOD thing. It’s just that… well… um… like I said before…
Backpedal is right! Sounds to me like if6was9 is trying to increase his odds… so which is it if6? Me?!?!? Or them?
Attention!!! **Davebear Babes: ** line up in alphabetical cup order.
(Good morning, Davebear men!! The above visual delight brought you courtesy of Psalex and the letter C )
Now stop grinning and staring into space and get back to work.
