Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

Okay. I know why Psalex snubbed me on the photos. What’s your excuse, mipiace? I thought we were friends, again. I’m starting to feel really left out of my own thread, here.

?? What did I do?? Not send you photos? You hate my photos anyway…everytime I send you photos you make silly comments… that is my excuse!! Adn we ARE freinds. If I send you a picture are you going to poke fun at my body parts?

hee…I don’t think “fun” is what he had in mind. Although, ya know, it would probably end up quite fun…

~sighs impatiently~ Ok…the hamsters are messing with me today in a bad, bad way. This will be my third attempt to post this message.

I want to see pictures of mipiace, too! Actually, I want to see pictures of you all!

Davebear, if those Yankee women keep mistreating you, we Southern ladies are going to have to drag you below the Mason Dixon so that you can see how a lady treats her man. ~hugs~ I’m sorry things aren’t going as well as you’d hoped.

Psalex, you are doing something I’ve always wanted to do! I have always wanted to take in foster kids that were older. Everyone wants the babies, and not the teenagers, who are going through a very hard time (I mean, going through your teens is tough when you have two parents and an excellent home!) You’re a wonderful lady!

~J

The Gutters are Mine, dangit! 'Swhere I store my brain, so there will be No face-downing into my gutters! Any questions?
ok… so being sick makes me not very sharing, and I won’t get the “plays well with others” badge, again this quarter …“your gutter are belong to us

*I knew a lot of guys named theirs, but never heard one named fun before … *

Sorry, kiddo. Never mind. I just need to stop letting certain women jerk my chain, and stop passing their evil on to others.

But, can we please get past this idea that I was poking fun at you? I wasn’t. (Well, not until you started giving me grief about it.) It was an honest opinion, based on the one and only photo you ever sent me, and that photo doesn’t show you to your best advantage. It was not intended as an insult.

Thanks. But, the one who’s gone evil on me is southern.

You know…you can tell just how out of it I am, when I miss a straightline. You feelin’ better, dude?

Personally, if I’m going to be found face down in anything, it isn’t going to have anything to do with gutters.

runs his sick little fingers happily over to his email box to find His copies of Mipiace’s phot… … oh… sigh … none for me …

TaNookie … since you said there were no pictures of you on your family site, am I to assume that the Bride celebrating her seventh anniversary this Sunday is not the same person as the monopoly fanatic? Kute kid … and critters! My late sweetie did wedding cakes from the house, when we got together I got to help, turns out I like baking better than she did, she really only liked the decorating part. Guess it would be against some obscure health codes, though, to use ‘blow pens’ for the air-brush parts, eh? (sure would be for ol’ virus-laden Wyatt to be doing any such thing … chuckle “Here, let me spit some fancy colors onto your cake! It’ll be a wedding everyone will remember for weeks!!!”)

Sick is Soooo weird when you don’t do it often! I’m not good at it, at all! Sunday night I ‘needed’ chicken soup, so I made a quick trip to the grocery … amazing, by the time I got my soup, some vanilla pudding, and some soy milk, I was exhausted! I got to the car and found myself worried if I could make the drive home! Amazing experience! But I made it, I survived the whole 5 min. drive home, ate some soup (Wolfgang Puck), and some pudding (little plastic thingees … uck … even instant is better), and did all my remedies (gawd, there are so many things that are supposed to help a cold, I’m hitting them all! It’s like a blinking hobby! … IckyNasia, zinc lozenges, zinc homeopathic up the nose, “airborn,” Occuccoxlum homeopathic (I’m Not getting up to see how that is spelled), EmergenC in gallons of water, lotion filled don’t-ever-clean-your-sunglasses-with-these tissues, box everyplace I sit, soup, more vit. C … geeze! What a project!
And the ‘fates’ are ganging up on me, Yesterday, I head out to go to the chiropractor, and I picked up a screw in my tire on my Sunday Grocery run … so, already sick AND I get a flat … )
[/whine] quits grumbling and heads back to curl up on his little 1/2 a rice paper mat, checking his little bowl for any left-over rice juice

Geez, dude! But, you’re Senior Acolyte, now. You get a whole tatami, all to yourself, just like me. And, here…it’s not Wolfman Puck’s, but this chicken (with rice) soup is pretty good.

Wyatt! I’m so glad you’re back and ok. We keep missing each other in about 5 different threads.

I’m sorry you have to take care of yourself. Sucks not having someone around when you’re sick. Gimme a shout if you need anything. I’m just through Niles Canyon.

Well, I knew that Theresa was Southern (but I just figured she’d been up north so long she forgot her manners)…

Now you tell me there’s another southern lady up there on the prowl, being mean to our Davebear? I feel faint…someone bring me the smelling salts.

~fills up all the little rice bowls for Davebear’s monks~

Poor sweeties, I’m sorry no one got around to feeding you lately.

~runs around shaking out the mats and gets the little guys new pillows~ There you go, good as new.

~J

Now, THAT is a legendary quote, if not a sig-line!

Glad you had a great weekend, D.Bear sorry alla members of your dessert menu didn’t let you have a smiley week-after!:smiley:

BTW, the folks from the Guinness Book of World Records called to ask if your “10 years…” record is still running up the clock, or if it has been ‘finalized.’

Next time you end up on ‘my’ coast, we’ll have to go have a pizza (>>> I <<< have Several Really Good Places in My neighborhood!!!) and whine-about-women session!
(We can load you up with a “take out” to take back and drop off at TaNookie’s doorstep!)
starts setting up the betting pool to see who can place the person with the current status … Harmony, Sherri, mystery weekend-girl …

Oh … and I’ve thought about it and thought about it and I still don’t get the joke in the aardvark’s name???

Hi, right back atcha, Maureen!!! Yeah, started to look like I was just following you around the board, thread to thread!
Wyatt the thread stalker

Oh, yeah, I forgot all about That ‘cure’ … I’m sure that is the one that would have … uh … turned the trick … no, wait, that’s Done the trick … Done the trick … That’s what I meant. gets back on the phone to call the brain rental company, mine needs to go back to the shop for a thorough washing, it’s seems to be quite dirty!

Oh c’mon Dave you know I just like to give you grief…it’s so much fun! Have a sense of humor! I’ll send the photo she was talking about…

Good Grief! I go to the store and that’s when everyone shows up!

I forgot we had wedding pictures up there shudder Oh well yeah that’s me from 7 years ago!

I like decorating more than baking myself so I tend to con … er ask hubby to help when I have a lot to do.

Oh and I forgot to whine that I didn’t get any mipiace pictures either sniff

Oh and Wyatt the proper remedy for icky colds is orange juice spiked with sugar, hang out in the vicksmosphere and have someone get you barbecue chicken pizza!

YIKES!!! I am having a blonde day just tryingto get everyone’s emails!!

I’m no where near as talented as Tanookie, but here’s the cake I made for my oldest son’s 6th birthday yesterday. It’s exactly what he asked for.
Today I’m dealing with 2 out of 3 boys having nasty colds and ear infections. ((hugs)) to Wyatt for still being a sicky.
(((Dave))) Hope things get sunnier on the romance front. And I hope all you east-coasters stay safe from the storm.

Wow! Thanks! It Was a rather long weekend …
Oh, and we’re just the students of the master, at this point. The monks thing had to do with voluntary/involuntary vows of chastity. While Rocky’s spelunking adventures seem to qualify, Dave’s, on the other hand …

[Dobby] Pillows!?!?!? the Mistress gives us Pillows!!! Oh, the mistress is just too good to us … Pillows!!![/Dobby]

That is Soooo Kewl!!!
seXy And Talented!!! Who could Ask for more? (started to go for the alliteration with ‘talent’ … but decided I could get sooooo dead for that …)

Thanks Wyatt, it was fun to do, but I don’t have what it takes to do special cakes like that more than a few times a year. :slight_smile: Personally I’m still trying to figure out why he wanted a hamburger cake.