Whee!! I got a picture from Wyatt!
But, if anyone else sent anything after that, it got bounced back. ~L~
Please send pic files to briteyes47@sbcglobal.net. ~grins~
More later…~rushes back to work~
Oh now I’m getting dissed by Wyatt too?!
Checks mail again… yup no pics in there from anyone 
sniff
Oh and Simple… little boys like hamburger cakes because they’re cool (the cakes) and because they are little boys 
They like funky stuff! Very nice though… did you make the nilla wafer burger cookies to match?
Well yes, yes…acolytes or students, whatever you prefer of course doll.
[Dobby] Pillows!?!?!? the Mistress gives us Pillows!!! Oh, the mistress is just too good to us … Pillows!!![/Dobby] **
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~winkss~ I always wanted to be called mistress.
I got pics of Simple Dreamer too! She’s adorable and has bea-u-ti-ful kiddos!
~J
Gah, I can code, I promise I can!
Okay I sent to Dave and Jaade…Tanookie…I promise i’ll send to you tomorrow…I have to go home or I’m going to lose my mind.
It’s very easy to get them to call you mistress, Jaade…
All you need are some leather boots and a decent whip…
Uh so I’ve been told
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, lovely Miss (Mistress!) Jaade! You are a sweetie! 
Sorry I snapped at the D’Bear for “abandoning” us. I gets grumpy when I’m hungry.
Wyatt, dude, good to see you back 'round these parts. Hope you feel better.
Maureen!?!?! You’re back too! Missed you, girl! Don’t be such a stranger.
Hmm … I’m finding all these photos that have been flying around in a furious frenzy today strangely absent from my email too.
mine’s posted on my website under the Me link … just in case anyone’s interested
Pictures rough/tough preggy chick
… in boots with a whip …
wonders what interesting psychological imprinting That would leave in little baby Wyatt …
ok ok, I know you said you were going to name him something else, but … I’m still thinking he’d thank you later for naming him something cool and everything … like Wyatt!
Rocky you have a slide show of one picture!?
Now Now Wyatt… Like I said… Wyatt doesn’t really work very well with our last name…
Oh and my kids start out warped from a very early age… you’ve never met the daughter but she only looks cute and innocent! She’s a devious little imp let me tell you! And frankly considering the pounding the boy is giving me from the inside… he’s far more likely to be imprinted by all the poking I have to do to get feet out of bad places. (oh and having your cervix pounded from within HURTS!) 6 freaking weeks left!
so, there’s a problem with all y’all changing your last name, so his won’t seem so awkward??? Seems like the thoughtful thing to do!
:: shuffles feet and looks at the floor, wondering if he should feel embarrassed ::
well … umm … yes’m I do. One picture of me anyway. I tend to be on the other side of the lens more often. The other two links have more pics, but mostly not of me.
mipiace, if it’s any consolation, lot’s of women are the same way… WOMEN! Always lookin for the best deal and they don’t 'realize THEY HAVE the best deal. [shakes HIS head…]
tanookie, Cara is precious, she is going to be a heartbreaker (probably just like mom ) And you were a lovely bride.
Paige looks just like a kitty we had til a while back. sigh
Jaade… Mistress… bless you for the rice.
I think Wyatt’s been swiping mine! That’s ok, he needs his strength now…
Wyatt, I’ve given up on cold “remedies.” :rolleyes: Chicken soup, fluids (OJ) and MASSIVE doses of vitamin C is all I do nowadays.
Man! I’m either on a different schedule or just a thread-killer…
Bueller? Bueller?
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MURDERER!!!
You’re not a thread killer… dave’s threads never die! Muah ha ha haha …
We’re all just stuck in reality at the moment…
I’ll be back tomorrow after the OB Appt.
Good luck tomorrow, tanookie! I am rarely stuck in reality…
~runs in wearing leather boots and carrying a crop~ Good idea tanookie, darlin’!
She did! I feel so special…yesterday I got pictures of Psalex, today I got pictures from mipiace, Wyatt, if6was9, and Simple Dreamer! Of course, I saw tanookie’s absolutely adorable family (and tanookie, I think you have created a Monopoly obsession over here!). It’s so nice to be able to put faces with the names and personalities.
Darlin’, as long as you’re calling me Mistress, you’ll find yourself a very happy man. ~grins~
You are welcome doll!
Wyatt! Behave now, eat your rice and let the others alone. You are supposed to be setting an example.
Darlin’, I think the only thing that will kill this thread will be a mod. We can all hope that never happens. Dave’s threads are apparently like a plague that can only be cured with antibiotics.
And I have new news! I got a guitar today (which explains why I am just now posting…I’ve been playing around online for the past few hours learning what to do with this darn thing!)
~hugs for everyone~
~J
Rice Swiping??!?!
>>> I <<< have been accused of Rice Swiping ???
Gasp
I have merely been sampling, to assure quality! It is a Huge and generous gesture, on my part! To put My body in harm’s way, to assure you the best in simple nutrition!
[martyr mom voice] But … if you Doooon’t Want me toooooo, protect you and keep you safe … if you don’t appreciate my efforts … I’ll just stop doing it …[/martyr]
Thanks.
Well, only one was on the dessert menu, actually.
Tell them I’m out of the country, and will get back to them ASAP.
Sounds like a plan. It’s not that nasty-ass brick oven pizza, is it? I hate that crap; it’s like making pizza with a matzo cracker.
It’s a play on the name of our All Star shortstop, and possible 2003 MVP candidate, Nomar Garciaparra; Noma(a)r+dvark.
Sorry. You know I have a hard time telling when you’re kidding and when you’re not. Especially when I’m in a bad mood.
I’d send ya mine, but you already know what I look like.
Wanna be my mistress? Oh, wait…you mean with like whips and stuff, huh? Never mind.
S’okay. I’ve been pretty snappish for a couple of days, now.
Yeah. Reality bites.
sigh You don’t need the crop; just more salt to pour in the open wounds.
C’mon, Rocky! Let’s go have a drink at the Outcasts Club. You, too, tanookie. You can have a club soda, or something. We’ll get some pizza, too.
Wow! Wyatt, dude, I didn’t realize you were doing me such a brave favor! You ARE da man! After sensei Dave, of course!
I have 6 or 7 guitars, and I can play them all… here let me show you Jaade honey… put your hand here… and your other hand here… yeah, that’s it! Here let me come around behind you, yeah, grip it like this…yeah, that’s it!
God, I’m making myself blush! 