Check your mail, Dave. 
Green eyes are even better but they do look blue on my monitor.
That’s even nastier! And why would you do that on purpose to your girls… sounds painful. shiver
Bwahahahahaha … balloon animals!!! Bwahahahahahaha
I’m thinking it was! dern, I shoulda come on the board as Wyattette or something!
ok, ok, somebody has to say it … oh, and everybody leaves it to meeee…
Hey, Look out, You could put somebody’s Eye out with those things!
Uh … Ohhhhh… Outed!!!
But, But, But, WAIT… I’ve been having Dreams … yeah.
Dreams of some woman … in the Midwest … a Very Good and Bounteous woman … being filled with goodness … Dreams … and its is all so Simple …
and they all end with the Sesame Street voice telling me:
"This dream has been brought to you by the letters F, F, and G!
That means Something, Doesn’t it?
“E’t by a grue”???
frantically googling Oh…
this Grue? Klaus Grue? or, “you are likely to be eaten by a grue”
Oh, the things ya can learn on the web!!!
Uh huh!!! Special treatment … Speeeeciallll treatment … soooo cold d d d d … just hold me close, warm me up … wouldn’t want me to go into shock…
Ha ha ha ha ha …“Dear wife, Just to let you know I made it here, just fine … but it is a lot hotter than I expected …”
THAT could sure make paying rent a more interesting negotiation … “Hot Dang!!! I have brothels on Board Walk and Park Place!!!” * drifting into fever induces near-dreams … I can picture the “pieces” now … looking like Fine Pieces, indeed …*
It’s Smooth, It’s Bold, It’s Happenin’, It’s Bling-Bling! … From Parker Brothers … PimpOpoly!!!
Hey!!! Some of us are a bit Sensitive about such comments, ya know!!! Was that said in a good way???
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originally sleep-walked in by Simple Dreamer
Right now I’m just aching for a good night’s sleep. The littlest guy had another rough night with his sore throat and ear infection…
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Shhhhhhhhhh, they’ll be on to us!!! Oh, and I’m not sure I like the nickname “littlest guy” … ok?
ponders for a loooong time … then ventures His guess …
The 15 year old?!?! Since you had to be about 10 at the time, right? (13?)
Whiiiiiine Don forget pictures for Wyatt … whimper for wyyyyattttt???
oh… and …
Happy Rockday, Birthy …
No, wait, reverse that … Rocky DayBirth, Happy!
Wait, wait, I’m not That delerious … I can DO this, don’t tell me, don’t tell me …
Daily HappRock, Birthy!!!
Oh, heck with it… Here ya go, Birthy, I got cha some rice! Happy cake day, ya cave-crawlin wankeler!
>>> 11 Quotes <<< a New Personal Record!!!
oh… if only those powers … and all that time, for that matter … could be turned toward doing good…
Dang!:smack: 12 quotes, if Someone had spotted their coding error in preview … [size=1]preview is sorta my wave-as-they-drive-by neighbor …[\size]
I’m not sure Wyatt…pictures for you get you all excited adn then you make a mess on the rug.
Oh, Sure … blame the rug mess on the dog … sure …
sigh
Mean something? Yep, means you really gotta change the chanel off PBS once in awhile. 
Hola all, I heard there was warm water in the hot tub & all, so here I am.
Rocky, Hippo Birdday two ewes.
Roccky sweetie I’m going to have to take a raincheck on your corruption. You see I know another birthday Dave I have to go entertain. I bought a nice new pink teddy with a pink riddin that laes all the way up the front. I am cooking his dinner (while dressed in that of course) and giving him a bath and a massage and then…well pretty much anything else his debaucherous little heart desires, I mean it IS his birthday…so sionce it is exactly 88 mile sfrom my front door to his, I have to be going now. Sorry I missed all the birthday fun but I still have a lot of icing that I was hoping we could takae turns licking from our birthday suits…you let me know when you want to start your corruption classes and I’ll make myself available…{kisses}
Wyatt, I think it’s time to lay off the NyQuil. How you feelin today? Any better? I think we’re passing it around the room. I am feeling decidedly dizzy & light headed today. Dave, s’help me, you touch that and I will hurt you. Got a headache, and I think I’m running a fever. Geh. I hate being sick. I’m sooooo pathetic, and I’m the worst patient on the face of the earth.
White Ink!! Welcome back. I’d climb in with you, but I think sick soup would be bad. I’ll just stay over her with my kleenex and the ferrets.
I’d pay a dollar to see that! :eek:
I didn’t get on this morning… Happy Birthday Rocky! What is it, 29?
hmmm… maybe since I am the only one Not Sick, I should slide into that white PVC murse outfit with the little skirt that doesn’t quite cover everything, and run around making deliveries of extra spice & garlic soup, & soft facial tissues, & hot compresses for sinuses and uhhh… birthday cakes for those who need them.
Thanks mipiace! Mr.Dude’s burfday is on Sunday and I had no idea what to get/do for him to celebrate.
I think I’ll go for blue tho’ matches my eyes…
:eek: WOW! Y’all are the greatest! Thanks again to everyone for the birthday cheer! Just got home from a happy hour at work where we celebrated my birthday and our winning a contract for design on a project we’ve been hoping for. I’m feelin’ gooooooooooooood. Saving all my heavy partying 'til the weekend. Birthday doesn’t excuse me from work tomorrow. 
Add 2 more to that and you’ve got it.
Glad to see you back 'round here, White Ink! Missed ya!
mmmm … spice & garlic soup sounds rilly good! might kill any hope for dessert, but mmmmm
Oh!
and for you car lovers, I’m on my way over to some Maserati unveiling tonight.
I suspect it’s the car equivalent to a timeshare sales presentation. Will find out soon.
Yes, White Ink, it’s good to see you back around.
ponders a timeshare on a Maserati … n i c e …
*ponders little nurse outfit …N i c e !!!
~strolls in wearing birthday cake icing and carrying a bottle of rum~ Sorry I’m late Rocky!!
Are you saying the picture I sent you wasn’t cute enough?
I’m just protecting all of your corneas…
Har…yes, I did say that…
Ohh, and why not??
I don’t open attachments at work, just so no one can ever accuse me of unleashing an evil virus. We have way too many other people at work I can blame for that!
I’m sure that if they do have a crush on me, they quite forgot to mention it to me. ~winks~
promised? I don’t remember any such thing…
(Besides, she asked more politely!)
~blushes~ Happy Birthday again Rocky! Sorry my birthday greetings are so late, I didn’t even get to take a lunch today!
I have an admirerer!! ~grins~
~checks list~ I have the paint, the brushes and a pair of overalls. I’m ready!
Whoo hoo, my birthday is in two months, can’t wait to see what mipiace does for me on my birthday!!
Welcome back White Ink, darlin’. How are you doing?
Maureen, I’m sorry to hear you aren’t feeling well dear. ~brings you a box of tissue and a bowl of chicken noodle soup~
Just a dollar? 