Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

It’s an expression hon… I’d pay a lot more than that! :wink:

BTW all… I’m really more of a 9 than a 6… :smiley:

Thanks, Dream Girl! You’re every bit as lovely as I remembered.

Better than swoon-inducing? Cool!

I don’t claim to understand it, but then, I don’t understand a lot of the body modifications people are into, these days. And, I think the pain was part of the pleasure, for her.

Hahaha!

Well, it better have been the dog!

Sounds great! But, my birthday isn’t for another few weeks, yet.

Hey! I would neversnicker…okay. Yeah, I would. But, since you’re sick, I’ll let it go. Too easy, anyway.

But, you didn’t say I could mess with this…

We know you want to switch teams, and everything, but really! Can’t you at least wait until you’re not contagious? And, you could be a little less fickle; yesterday, it was Jaade you were lusting after.

Umm…sorry, but you need to stay away from the ferrets while you’re sick, too. They can catch “human” diseases. But, you can borrow my teddy bear, if you like.

WooHOO! err…I mean…cough, cough, sniffle

I missed the last car conversation, so I didn’t get to tell you guys about the Aston Martin I see occasionally in the garage at work. It’s a V12 Vantage; 460 bhp, 190 mph top speed, paddle shifter, and the sexiest car I’ve ever seen. Of course, it costs $218,000, so I won’t be buying one, any time soon. I suspect it belongs to the CEO of one of the biotech companies in the area.

I’m willing to risk it.

Because yours wasn’t.

Anyone here not have a crush on Jaade?

Well, okay; teased us unmercifully with. Is that better?

:confused: Maureen asked nicely? Our Maureen? :confused: Wow! She must be sick!

I am so going to pay for that when she’s feeling better!

How about this? Please, Jaade? It would mean the world to me if I could but gaze upon your lovely form, in all its natural glory, just once before I die. [sub](from whatever untraceable poison Maureen slips into my beverage)[/sub]

*notices his lunch was still in the fridge at lunch time for a change … and starts to put 2 and 2 together … *

So did all our eastcoasters make it through the storm ok?

We’re supposed to get a little rain and wind later today… I’m really glad I don’t live in the Carolinas!

~L~ I’ll work on rigging up a webcam in my shower, how’s that?

So I show you mine, you show me yours?

Now see, no one would say no to that…because it would be rude. ~grins~

I’m really good at teasing, but I follow through with my promises…

~L~ She always asks me nicely.

Without makeup??

You’re in California cutie! That would be a long run for me. Besides…I don’t like Puppy Chow.

~J

…and comes up with 7.

Works for me. Can I get the discounted Friends and Family rate on the subscription fee?

My favorite game! Well, second favorite.

Well, I’m pretty sure neither tanookie or Dreamer do, but it seems like Maureen and mipiace do, and me, too. And, I think Psalex did, too. I won’t speak for the other guys, though.

An ideal combination, IMO. Of course, you haven’t actually promised anything, as you pointed out.

Huh. Must be me, then. Mama Mo usually just smacks me around until she gets what she wants.

Sure. What makes you think I’d even notice? Well, okay. Eventually, I’d notice, but if it was an interesting enough photo, I sure wouldn’t care.

Yeah, sorry, I just don’t swing that way. But I still think you’re cute and sweet. :slight_smile:

No one would say no because it’s true! :wink:

Lot’s of wind and rain here in PA, but no biggie.

Yummy! Jaade in icing!! Didn’t see that at my birthday soiree last night! Teo more months huh? I might have to make a special Jaade cake for that!

Davebear…I know when your birthday is…you weren’t quite the Dave I meant to entertain…but yeah green is better than swwon worthy.

Yawn…I’m a little tired today…did I miss a Rockin’ Rocky birthday party?

Hey, 6. Glad you made it through ok.

Ah. It is now open season on the evil tyrant nurse lady, she’s too sick to defend herself.

And you won’t even let the boys keep me company? You’re a cruel man, Dave.

You can start paying now. I’ll have chicken and rice soup, english muffins with butter, and ginger ale. Chop chop.

Thank you, Jaade, hon. Men just don’t understand asking nicely. Hence:

Yeah, I’m still waiting on that soup.

…I never kiss and tell…:smiley:

And stop picking on my Wyatt. That’s my job. 'Sokay, Wyatt, Mama Mo won’t let the big bad bear get you.

frantically trying to open special drawer
Ok, where is it.
tossing out items
Let’s see, little maid’s uniform, hot red bra and thong set…
cough, cough, sneeze from years of accumulated dust
Dang, no nurses uniform…
And in the meantime, some rain, not even a lot of wind here, which is just fine by me. Thanks for asking simple dreamer

Certainly, madam. I’ll get your waiter.

That’s cuz women always want us to beg, so we kinda forget how to do it the other way.

Yup. Either of those would do nicely.

ponders … people fighting over you … good …
but people fighting over who’s turn it is to pick on you … hummmm
"all coverage is good coverage, as long as they spell your name right???

Lay Off the NyQuil??? But, Nursey Mo, Nursey Mo, all the stuff I read said I should drink Plenty of liquids … Now I hear there’s supposed to be lots of some liquids, but a limit on others??? I wondered why they gave me that little shot glass with the bottle!
[really cheezy John Wayne]“Nurse!!! Line 'em up! Does the Doctor do body shots???”[end Wayne]
Next yer gonna tell me there are no medicinal properties in vanilla pudding! Or Sarsaparilla!!!

Wow! wow … wow… amazing … such excellence … oh, that I could study and learn …bows at the feet of his sensei

Wow, now THAT is a classic of “good news”/ “bad news” … sure gives the Wankeler something to look forward to!

[quote]

  • scintillated in by Jaade*
    ~L~ I’ll work on rigging up a webcam in my shower, how’s that?

[quote]

quietly raises hand claiming ‘dibs’ on the video rights …

Allow me to make that more clear, I’m here to protect! I ‘sample’ the rice of the other students, to be sure noone is getting tainted foods … and it only makes sense that I should also ‘preview’ all incoming photos, from the ladies, to be sure none of the other guys corneas are at risk! So, here’s how it works, you show ME yours, I tell him its ok to show you his … See!!!

oooohhhhhh!!! Heinie Handmarks???
(yup, weird as it looks, that’s the Encarta World English Dictionary sez you spell “heinie!” Hadda look it up, myself, spell check had No Clue …)

S’ok, darlin’, us guy folk are Very accommodating … we’ll go for anything, low/short/shear or obviously moving out of the way or coming off soon …

I’ll talk to my accountant.

I thought that was Naked Hot Oil Twister??

I miss Psalex. ~frowns~

And you have me blushing again.

I’m very careful about making promises…

That can be nice too…

Oh, no makeup isn’t what you meant by “natural”? ~gazes at you innocently~

Well darn…but you’re a cutie too darlin’! I’ll keep trying. ~winks~

Ok, ok…I give up…Dave wins

Yep, November 28th…

Jaade cake…is that a cake for Jaade, or a Jaade in frosting posing as cake?

Their lives would be so much better if they could just master this small thing, wouldn’t it?

But do I get to know? ~grins~

Salem, I want one of those cute maid’s outfits…we should go shopping together. You can get a nurse uniform, and I’ll get the maid’s.

And **HAPPY FRIDAY ** everyone!

gags and chokes at the thought of Nyquil body shots

Did you want us to vote???

grumbles and mumbles hit the button READ the preview … stuff is funnier if your coding is right … ‘glance at’ the preview is not the same as ‘read’ the preview … PIYF*

Did you want us to vote???

grumbles and mumbles hit the button READ the preview, Wyatt … stuff is funnier if your coding is right … ‘glance at’ the preview is not the same as ‘read’ the preview … chanting Preview is MY friend … piMf, piMf…*

New montra for ya Wyatt… “Hit submit only once.” :wink:

I put y our birthday on my calendar and I have been known to make all sorts of birthday plans…just ask Studmuffin although I think he may stilo be recooperating. I promise Jade, you’ll have a good time. I am sorry you miss Psalex, I miss her too…will I do?

let’s jump in the hot tub and drown our sorrows. anyone for a nice batch of blender drinks?