Oh and that depends on which you would prefer.
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Well…I guess you can vote if you really want to. ~grins~ But remember, it’s my birthday, so it has to be fun for me too! (Well, it will be my birthday…)
Yay! Birthday plans!
And of course darlin’, having you here is what keeps me going. ~winks~
~makes a pitcher of Frozen Midori Sours and pours two, putting little umbrellas in both of them~
I’m ready!
I’m not picky and I like surprises!
~J
Beware, Jaade. I think mipiace studied a bit too hard at the Psalex School of Teasing. She made plans for my birthday, sends pics, flirts and promises to corrupt me, and gets me all hot and bothered, then “rainchecks” me to go spend time with that other Dave. Hmph! 
I’ll bet she was Psalex’s star student! 
I vote for Jaade AS a cake!
And I think it would be fun for you too! Think about it… What do you do with icing on a cake? Dive a fork in it. What do you do with icing on anything else? (beaters, bowl, spatula… Jaade) You LICK it off!
I second that vote!
:eek: :eek:
You had me a bit worried there, if6was9 … until I read the rest of your post!
Now yer talkin’!
Maybe I shoulda said spork…
:eek: Holy … Freakin’ … Shite! :eek:
That was pure brilliance!! LOL!!
Astounding!!
I think … I just … ruptured something!!
and you owe me a beer 'cause mine’s all over the place now!
Yeah but Rocky…dear you have been IGNORING ME!!! WHat do you expect Studly? You can’t keep a hot woman like me waiting and expect me not to take my affections elsewhere!
Well, jump on in the hot tub then, and I’ll see what I can do about not ignoring any part of you.
“SPLASH” Here I am baby! Where have you been all week? I’ve been missing you!
Now c’mere and let me see if you feel a year older.
y’know, they just don’t take too kindly to hot tubbin’ at work. Been a tough week to slip away.
suddenly I’m feelin’ MUCH younger!
my corruption is in your hands … or something is anyway …
Oh, is THAT your corruption, and I thought it was a wankel – it’s been far too long since I corrupted the boy next door.
oooh, you’re revvin’ up the Wankel tonight!
Aw no honey, we are ony in 2nd gear. You just haven’t had her out for a spin lately. You know it is important to take it out and really open it up one in a while - cleans out the fuel injectors…ready to go for a ride?
Simpered?!? Simpered! SIMPERED!?! I’ll show you simpering, you miserable, wretched excuse for an acolyte! You are hereby demoted from the exalted position of Senior Acolyte to junior initiate, and designated permanent latrine orderly. Turn in your tatami. You can sleep on the stone floors, as befits such an ungrateful worm. And, that latrine had better shine by tomorrow!
Well, maybe if you want to learn how to write trashy romance novels.
Nah, that’s actually mipiace’s favorite game. But, I enjoy it, too, as long as the oil isn’t too hot.
Me, too. Even if she is mad at me for telling you guys too much.
Awww, how cute!
Nice eyes, but that doesn’t work with me. And, if you try to maintain that eye contact, I’ll have you blushing, again, inside 30 seconds, without having to say a word.
It’s okay; you’ll get used to saying that.
Excellent reasoning! I agree. I vote for Jaade as the cake, too.
But, can we use butter creme frosting, instead of chocolate? Somehow seems more appropriate, much as I love chocolate.
Hah! We may have a new Senior Acolyte in the making, here.
Watch out, Rocky. She’ll strip your gears and blow your headgasket before you can even pop her clutch.
It doesn’t matter to me if it’s butter cream, or chocolate, or peanut butter, or whatever, it’s the “cake” under the frosting that interests me! :eek:
[total suck-up to sensei mode] I noticed how Wyatt made that disrespectful “simpering” remark… But I didn’t say anything. Far be it for me to rat out a fellow acolyte but…[/t s-u t s m]
smoooooooooth one there, if6was9.
:: silly little boyish grin ::
faster, mipiace, FASTER!!
I don’t think I have anything to worry about darlin’…see, you need to learn to be more vocal about what you want. ~winks~
~grins~ My skin will be all sticky with icing…whatever will I do?
Whoo hoo! Any volunteers?
Forgot to mention this:
quirried??
That’s three, if anyone was counting…
And no votes to actually let me have a piece of cake.
Yes, buttercream sounds yummy…
Ah that’s right, I’ll have to make sure I have the Twister game when she comes to Houston!
Oh no! I hope that’s not why she hasn’t been around. ~frowns~
~sticks her tongue out at him~
Bah, put your money where your mouth is.
~L~ Don’t be so sure…I’m a stubborn lady.
~wonders if it’s safe to get into the hottub~
Sure! Jump on in, Jaade. You can help mipiace with my … uhh … birthday corruption!
And I humbly offer my icing-licking-off services to you too.
Simpered?!? Simpered! SIMPERED!?!
But, can we use butter creme frosting, instead of chocolate? Watch out, Rocky. She’ll strip your gears and blow your headgasket before you can even pop her clutch. **
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What makes you an expert on shifting my gears?
Rocky baby…not too fast honey, make it last, we 've got all night to get that drive jusssssst riiiiiiiight…[I love corruption, I could make a career out of this]
6 - I agree, some folks like icing and but I like cake…