Yes, Wyatt, who an earth is a general chaotician?
Sounds terribly complicated… or is that delightfuly simplistic?
Hmmm - let’s opt for sinful hedonism. Yep, that’s the one!
Eh, 6, was that a USED toothbrush that Wyatt was offering?
Yep! Already givin’ Wyatt hell.
She’ll fit in perfectly! 
Oh, and Jaade, Mistress, dear, I seem to remember that Optihut had something to finish at universität, was moving back to his hometown, AND was looking for an internship … all in the span of a couple of weeks or so.
See? I offer you a slave fer cryin out loud, and you’re still bitchin’ me out!
Awww! All right. You don’t play fair! You know I can’t resist it, when my Mama Mo calls me “dear one”. It’s too bad you’re in Mama mode, though. It would be so much more fun to get you out of those pajamas and give you a full back rub; the kind that starts at the shoulders and ends at the toes. I’m told I have quite a touch, and I really enjoy the part where I have to straddle the lady’s butt, to get the proper angle to massage her shoulders. All that back and forth, up and down motion as my hands knead and caress your skin…sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s doing what to whom. 'Course, that’s no way to treat one’s Mama.
Oh, not much. drops half a teaspoon of ground pepper on the offending tongue
I used to grab women who did that by the ears and try to suck their tongues out of their heads, but they enjoyed that, too much. And, I’m pretty sure a spanking would just turn you on.
Gonna have to “settle” for my mouth, darlin’, cuz all my money goes to buying rice, and keeping the liquor cabinet stocked, these days.
Blows Dream Girl a kiss
No, you most certainly did not! Wyaaaaatt!!
Huh. Thought it would only affect women that way.
If pouting doesn’t work for the Babes[sup]TM[/sup], what makes you think puppy dog eyes are going to work for you? And, stay out of the master bathroom, from now on. Keep scrubbing.
takes Wyatt’s brand new toothbrush, and leaves
Hmm. Definitely works on guys, but doesn’t seem to have much effect on most women. Even the lickee didn’t seem to enjoy it, much.
I gotta get out of this thread, once in a while. I have no idea who you’re talking about.
Good work, If6! You’re definitely showing signs of worthiness. If only it weren’t for that embarassing premature postulation problem.
Yeah, that definitely fits in here.
So…wait. Does this mean Casper is a female ghost?
You talked me into it. That back room invitation still open? Just lemme get rid of this silly tank top. And these shorts would prolly jst get in the way, too…K. Got some massage oil right here. Jaade, SD, I know you don’t need my help with the rest of the guys, right? Not with those assets. I’m just going to um, let Dave help me with my headache. Thanks.
Today, I am. In the interest of chaos, that may change tomorrow. Remind me never to meet you in person - especially if you have a can of icing in one hand and…
I beg do differ. This Mama loves to be treated that way.
Heehee, SD. I can’t get that Queen Latifah song out of my head from Chicago…“When You’re Good to Mama”
Ok, so he wasn’t going to be busy or anything…~grins~
What? Spankings? Me? ~bats eyelashes~
Liquor and mouth in the same sentence, sounds like a good start to me…
Didn’t you see me frantically counting the days til my birthday?!?
Ditto that…
Of course, we are talking about Wyatt, he frequently confuses us with things right out of this thread…
Since you mentioned my name…let me know if you need an extra pair of hands. ~coughs~
I am soooo confused…
Add my vote to that…
~sings~ “When you’re good to Mama, Mama’s good to you”
~J
OOOOHHH…A four handed body rub? Bliss. Heaven. Fiveplay… Do I get to pick who does which side?
I was napping before the O’s got started. Ain’t Saturday the best? 
Do you jiggle when you giggle? I LOVE that!
YAAAAY!
It not so much that it was used… it’s what he was using it for. :eek:
Always ready to help my sensei! 
[voice]Buttkisser!
if6: I told you to shut up!
[voice]whisper whisper whisper whisper
if6: NO! I’m not burning any…
Did I say that out loud? :smack:
I’m working on it. Really! See, I got all these quotes in one post!
I thought you said it made you “catatonic AND on the ceiling just from reading…” Sounds like a good thing to me!
Woo Hoo! 6 quotes in one. A personal best!
Mmmmmm… YES it was… ::* bliss emoticon *::
Guys? If we’re not back in 24 hours, send pizza.
Well, ummm…just how friendly a ghost are you? Oh, but I wouldn’t worry about the frosting. It needs something fairly corporeal to cling to. Besides, I prefer my women a little more …well…living. Not to mention gender-stable.
Ah. Hmm. I’m not really sure what the proper etiquette is for meeting a ghost. Can’t shake hands, obviously. Saying “How you doing?” probably isn’t right, either. (“I’m dead, you jackass!”) Can’t really offer you a drink, either, unless Topper was right. Don’t really wanna say “Welcome”, either, since I don’t want to be haunted. I’m afraid I know more about exorcising spirits than peacefully coexisting with them. How about I just stick to “Howdy”?
Ah,well. That’s different. You’re not my Mama.
Thought so.
I saw you counting. Was that a good sign? Coulda been figuring out when you needed to leave town.
Awww, it’s okay, darlin’. You just come on in the back room, and me and Mama Mo will 'splain it all to you.
Umm…guys? Make that 36 hours, and two pizzas.
Burning? You’d better not be playing with matches, young man!
Now, that’s more like it.
Hehehe, yep. And when I walk (I don’t run… I don’t need black eyes), and lots of other times too. 
“Howdy” will do just fine, especially with myself being a native Houstonian!
Though I beg to differ…)respectfully, of course!) I shook hands with many dopers at a HouDopeFest only a few months ago! As for the gender-switching, well, I can only get away with that online - my human form has all female flesh!!
But oh, yesss, please try to exorcise me… especially if it involves frosting, or a massage, or… ahmmmm…
Tell me more about the exorcism process, please? :: innocent querying look ::
Hi Casper! You decided on being female, right? Has anyone mentioned that you’re required to give your chest measurements? We have to calculate the water level in the hot tub to offset the floating boobage displacement factor, otherwise there could be spillage. [sub]Davebear has some pretty definite thoughts on spillage.[/sub] So if you could just pass that info along, I’m sure one of these men would be glad to adjust accordingly. The water level, I mean.
[sub]Ok, guys, you owe me one. [/sub]
[Homer]UUMMMMMM! Floating Boobage! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA [/Homer]
So if6, does this mean you’ve adjusted?
*frantically dialing the Psychic Network Hotline
*put on hold
*humming along with “What’s it all about Alfie?”
*scratching lips after trying to hum those high notes
*answering machine? Don’t leave a message? Just think deep thoughts and they’ll know who I am and why I called?
Salem, adjusted? I’m thinking you mean have I changed my mind about our more well-endowed babes. I’m not going to lie… any man would love a massive rack in his fingers… but I stand by my original statement, “But C’s are so perfect!” They float in water OR in the air… remain just as proud in water or out…