Some of us have a spillage problem anyhow. 
Another Texan! I really have to get down to Texas, one of these days.
Ah! An ectoplasmic manifestation! Very cool. Always wanted to be present for such an event.
[Homer] Mmmmmmm! Female flesh! [/Homer]
Somehow, I get the impression you aren’t really all that interested in leaving, so I don’t know that exorcism is an appropriate topic. But, had you invaded the body of a living person, it might very well require the laying on of hands. Hmmm…if you’d invaded Mama Mo, prior to her massage, that might have been an interesting experience for all concerned.
Speaking of which…ahem! gives Salem a meaningful look
One what, cutie?
Argh! Did I ever tell you guys that that was the first “grown up” movie I ever saw? I must have been about 5, at the time. Didn’t understand it, and absolutely hated it, and gave my sister a horrible time, because I wanted to leave. We couldn’t though, because our parents had dropped us off, and weren’t due back until the movie was over. Never did find out what they were thinking, sending a little kid to that movie.
I don’t think that’s the kind of spillage she’s talking about. And, as I recall, you’re not a “spiller”. Besides, I have absolutely NO objections to that kind of spillage. I’m always happy to help “clean up” that kind of spillage.
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
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Quid pro quo… I’ll show you my manifestation if you show me yours! 
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:rolleyes:
But I am so particular about massages, you see. Some people like just having someone rub their skin in a light, tantalizing way - but I prefer massage to actually knead the muscles - to get the knots out and make me feel limp and boneless and melting and languorous and positively LIQUID…
:: * pinches self * ::
Er, sorry about that…
Delightful to see someone who knows their mind on the subject!
Right after you, ma’am… though I’ll say if6’s position on the subject is delightfully flattering!
Ahhh, a woman after my own…er…heart. I always said the best compliment a woman could ever get is an erection.
Only 24? Didn’t you say something about cross-country rallies vs. drag races a page or so ago?
Absolutely. You can keep me company while Dave is resting between rounds. Course, with that kind of incentive, I doubt he’ll need much rest
Thank you so much, everyone…I’m feeling MUCH better today.
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…Shot down twice…three times[sub]but does she give up? No. Therapy might help.[sub]
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…Shot down twice…three times[sub]but does she give up? No. Therapy might help.[sub]
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…Shot down twice…three times[sub]but does she give up? No. Therapy might help.[sub]
Hello? Anyone home? Um, are the lights working now?
Oh and if6, when I said adjusted, I was refering to a couple of posts up when I was talking about the water level. I’m sure you’re well-adjusted to all sizes and shapes.
*hitting submit, not even going to mess with preview[sub]who is otherwise my friend[/sub], saying prayers, thinking positive thoughts, crossing fingers, toes, eyes, legs, whatever it takes for the post to go through
Shot down once…Shot down twice…three times[sub]but does she give up? No. Therapy might help.[sub]
Ok, I am so not even sure this post will go through, in which case I’ll be most unhappy. I am guessing we are all having the exact same problem today. I think the hamsters have declared war on us.
But of course darlin’. It’s your headache after all.
Why, whatever do you mean?
Only way I’m leaving town is if the party is at mipiace’s!
Okies…I don’t want to be overdressed though, should I leave my top and shorts with Maureen’s?
I’d be happy to keep you company anytime darlin’.
I’m glad you are feeling better Maureen! And CasperQ, I missed the last HouDope, please let me know if you hear of another one coming up soon! Ringo said there would be…
~J
~crosses everything that Salem crossed and sends her reply off into the cold dark night~
Ok, I am so not even sure this post will go through, in which case I’ll be most unhappy. I am guessing we are all having the exact same problem today. I think the hamsters have declared war on us.
But of course darlin’. It’s your headache after all.
Why, whatever do you mean?
Only way I’m leaving town is if the party is at mipiace’s!
Okies…I don’t want to be overdressed though, should I leave my top and shorts with Maureen’s?
I’d be happy to keep you company anytime darlin’.
I’m glad you are feeling better Maureen! And CasperQ, I missed the last HouDope, please let me know if you hear of another one coming up soon! Ringo said there would be…
~J
~crosses everything that Salem crossed and sends her reply off into the cold dark night~
Pooor lil’ hamsters … just having a horrible time this evening!
And I am SO offended!!! Y’all thought I would be offering Dirty Used Toothbrushes to folks???!?!?!??!?!?
Goodness!!!
Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to confuse anyone! I was just reading profiles again … but WHo??? BooWHo was I referring to???
oh No-Body … yeah, that’s it … no-Body … no-Body at all, y’all.
*quietly sets up little stand …
and tacks up the sign
“GrassHoppers fine quality Toothbrushes”
Toothbrushes!!!
GetChur fine, fresh, new,
sanitary
toothbrushes!!!
Right here! Step right up!
and tub Snorkels
get chur tub snorkels, right here!
Be able to stay under water for that little bit longer…
get chur tub snorkels!!!
Hot massage oils … we have the latest scents and flavors …
Hot Massage oils …
Every cent we make goes to feed poor starving students!!!
Salem, can you say that again, I didn’t hear you…
Salem, can you say that again, I didn’t hear you…
Salem, can you say that again, I didn’t hear you…
I’m just joking dear… the hamsters were really near death today. 
At least I had mipiace to talk to all afternoon…
Don’t know if she’ll be talking to me tomorrow tho…
And who knows what happened to Psalex? I haven’t heard from her all weekend…
Hee Hee! Who wants to be the next Davebear Babe[sup]TM[/sup] that gets pissed off by what I e-mail?
Wait! That’s not funny…
Wyatt, you’re a hoot!
Wait! No one understands that either…
Wyatt, you are very funny! You make me laugh!
I’ve seen yours. I clicked the WWW button under one of your posts. Cute, but not worth a quid.
Ghosts have muscles? Who knew? But, no problem, there. I generally leave women feeling limp and languorous. In your case, I guess the spirit would be willing, but the flesh weak.
That’s why I asked them to send IN pizza; so we don’t have to go out to get it. The longer the trip, the greater the need for fuel.
I kinda thought the party would be right here.
Please do. Right next to mine.
You mean…people actually put useful information in their profiles? :eek:
Well, I’m glad I wasn’t trying to post, yesterday. I hate when that happens. But, I have found one little trick to help avoid the multi-post. Well, two tricks, really; one is to copy the entire post to the clipboard, in case the hamsters lose it. The other is, when it seems like it’s taking forever to post, click the stop button after a few minutes. Often, the post has gone through, and it will show up, even though the screen shows that I’m still in reply mode.
Ahem…Um…It’s not that I was…um…hitting submit in frustration and…cursing the cute little hamsters or anything…
Glad I made that clear, if6…yah, that was it. Wanted to make sure you heard me.
slinking out to hit submit ONCE
Of course not! And, it’s not like I learned those tricks the hard way, either. I…ummm…deduced them. Yeah, that’s it.
YAY! Another Texas girl…you know it used to be that there were more of you in Boston but it seems the geography is shifting. THe party is most definitely turning LoneStar. We may have to throw a big Tex-Mex shin-dig girls.
Yeah teh hamsters definitely banned me all day yesterday, I was barred from the club.
Dave - while you have indicated that you and I share the same philosophies about cross country drives, it has yet to be proven whether or not you have the skill to strip my gears. You are gonna have to make that trip to Texas to see if your mucles car outclasses my finely tuned sports car engine darlin’.
Casper - Howdy (welcome) I’m not afraid of a ghost - we defnitely need to plan a OMFG Texan Dope fest of our own !! (with or without icing)
Seems we picked a good day to be busy all day. The hamsters wouldn’t have let me play anyway.
We spent the day at Grandma’s sorting through her life and seeing what we wanted/needed. It was creepy and very sad.
Oh and thanks to Jaade and Salem for visiting my lonely thread and wishing us anniversary kudos.