Oh. My. God. The body fascists have their own site

[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus]
A wonderful place to meet gorgeous people it may be, but if they’re all hetro (or unable to indicate that they’re not) it’s not much use to me.
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I’m pretty sure any man who put his picture on that site isn’t all that hetero.
Also, you have to watch for the various tricks when setting up your profile:
Body Type - ‘ample’, ‘cuddly’ or ‘average’ ? What are you doing here?

Annual Income - less than $100,000? You haven’t been good looking that long, have you?
:smiley:

Also be sure to check out www.nofatties.com.

Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair.

[QUOTE=fetus]
Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair.
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You go girlfrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend! Tell’um like is eees sistuh! :smiley:

[QUOTE=fetus]
Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair.
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Jeez…what’s her problem?

[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus]
Well I’ve got 14 hours left in the “voting window” that you get (three days from your profile being approved) and it’s a resounding “no” from the female population of beautifulpeople.net as to whether I should be accepted to the site.
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Ah ha! You forgot to put all the unsubtle clues that you’re gay in your photo. (Or a wedding ring.)

[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus]
Well, did they let you in?
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Er, nope. Mum says I’m still handsome, though.

Remembered I’m a student, and I’m now off to meet beautiful people in the usual way. Smashed. I dont need the stupid site…

I’d sign up, but I don’t have the time to shower, shave, do my hair, pick out an outfit, properly light myself, get someone to take a few head shots and “natural” poses and then do a little post production in Photoshop.

It’s a shame too, since I really hate the idea that there might be ugly people reading my posts.

[QUOTE=fetus]
Ah, heteroslob jealousy rears its ugly head once again. Clearly I need to turn in my straight license because I wash my clothes and pay attention to my hair.
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Well, DUH!

The silly site seems to support Safari superbly. You can tell from that sentence that there is no way in hell I am good-looking enough for them. Sigh. I’ll be nanoseconds getting over this.