Well, now.
A totally babalishious, sweet, with elephant connections, guy just ASKED ME OUT TO DINNER!! AND to wash an elephant.
Yikes!
I hope he calls.
Al.
Excellent!
Congratulations.
But I HAVE to ask… is “washing an elephant” a new euphemism I’m unaware of?
Yes, what is this elephant of which you speak???
Oddly enough, I DIDN’T get my elephant washed today! Not for lack of trying, but Astrogirl had other plans…
Guys I’m surprised you didnt know this already.
Forget the Porshe , forget the bulging wallet , forget the bulging packet; if you have elephant access you are immediately and irrevocably irresistable to women.
The guy has ZOO connections. Any guy that attempts to woo me with Zoo connections, is on the right track.
Eeek!
Gee I hope he calls…that pesky “Men must wait at least 2 days to call.” rule is still in effect, right?
Due to recent international events, males have become even more skiddish and insecure about calling women. The logistics of our tiny lizard brains are still being worked out, and until this happens, medication cannot be prescribed to cure this insidious ailment. So you will now have to wait five business days before one of us will grow the balls to call you. 
** Sorry!! **
Humm - I suppose I can wait 5 days.
Now my only problem is I also have the big time hots for a fellow I work with.
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
So next time I want to hit on a girl, all I have to say is “Hey, you wanna check out my elephant?”
I never knew it was so easy! 
Jeez, the best I ever get was “wanna stroke my otter?”.
It was very long and very soft, but very responsive to my touch.
(He rehabs injured river otters. Ya pervs. 
)
You may want to hold off on that…
Speaking of…where’s my elephant!!! You promised me, buster.
Woohoo! alice is goin’ to dinner at the zooooo! See if they’ll let you in to play with the giraffes. G’wan. At least run around naked in the Conservatory. They took the Golden Lion Tamarinds out of there, so your parts should be safe
How to "do the elephant"
You need to:
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unzip your fly
turn your trouser pockets inside out
take out your trunk
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However, I’ve never found that it made me irrestistible to women.
Humm - I don’t actually know if I’m going anywhere yet…
Until I am actually sitting at a dinner table, accross from Mr. Elephant, with a fork full of food enroute to my mouth, I’m not holding my breath - ya know what I’m saying.
However, assuming we DO go to the Zoo, I think I may frolic with the warthogs.
I LOOOOVE warthogs.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: “It’s cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?”
No fair…I wanna date a man with an elephant…
::goes to pout in corner:: Will you at least send us pictures?