Even more frightening, Dr. Fernandez TWICE was elected to Philly’s City Council, and was a serious candidate for Mayor in 1999.
Think of a scene at the polls.
“Who are you voting for?”
“Happy Fernandez”
“Don’t tell dirty jokes at a polling place, ma’am”
On another note, I am (through my paternal grandmother) related to the Ball family, of note in this country since Colonial times. At least one member of the family was named Harry.
No, I’m not joking.
West Georgia College (my alma mater), had as it’s Dean Dick Dangle back in the 80’s…
A radio consultant for the station I used to work for, WBTR in Carrollton had the name John Faggot. He made us pronounce it Fuh-GOT, but when our station manager had to call him for any reason he just always asked to speak “to da fagget.” Nice guy, and straight. John, I mean. The station manager, I 'm not sure about. 
Q
Was he running against Dirty Sanchez?
I have a friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus.
Haj
And is his wife Incontinentia Buttox?
I once posted on here that a girl who used to go to my school was named Autumn Woods. One of the posters on here then chimed in to say that he or she also knew this girl, and that her middle name was Leaf. Hmm…
F_X
There is a gentleman that I work with named Richard Funke…
Can you imagine being called Dick Funke? Sounds like something you need antibiotics for.
~Belle
Oh, yeah, let’s not forget the porn star, Dick Smothers Jr. (Yes, that is his real name, and he’s the son of the famous Dick Smothers.)
The mother of composer Victor Herbert was named - wait for it - Fanny Lover.
Do new age or hippy-like names count? I went to school with Summer Leaf Freedom.
While not a strange name, there was the unfortunate kid in 7th grade who had the last name Bates. This was just after the movie The Toy came out so he naturally became Master Bates.
I had a prof and he and his whife hyphenated thier names (he took on the hyphenated names as well).
Their names were French, but the joke still works. Translated to English, they are Mr. and Mrs. Better-Lover.
We have a real estate agent here in town whose name is…
wait…it’s worth it…
here it comes…
Dick Rubright
I knew a kid named conner ria (gonorrhea), now that just wasn’t right!
Mike Hunt ran for office here not long ago. Interesting campaign signs, right?
The last name Glasscock gets a fair bit of slack. There’s actually a trucking company with it emblazoned on their trucks.