Multi-cell
Multi-cellular gametangia…
Repeat 500 times.
::deb2world sneaks in singing::
Lovin’ you is easy cause you’re beautiful
Makin’ love with you is all I wanna do
Lovin’ you is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin’ you
La la la la la la la… do do do do do [high pitched scream]
::deb2world slinks out ducking the tomatoes::
galveston, oh galveston,
“…and the Wichita lineman
is still on the liiiiiine.”
Let me tell ya bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above, and a thing called love.
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair…
Hey hey Paula, I want to marry you.
Hey Paul, I want to marry you to.
It’s the little old lady from Pasedena. Go granny, go granny, go granny go.
O.K. I’m done now. :D:D
Oh, my God, what have I done??? My head is spinning from that rapid-fire song assault!!! 
… and as he started to go,
she said, “Billy, keep your head low -
Billy, don’t be a hero,
come back to me.”
::sigh::
Fortunately, the sounds of Robbie Williams blocks it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall out!! 
Jeremiah was a bull-frog,
He was a good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him drink his wine…singin’ Joy to the World…
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy, but levy was dryyyyyy…and good old boys drinkin’ whiskey and rye…singin’ this’ll be the day that I diiiiieee, this’ll be the day that I die…
You’re once, twice, three times a laaaaddyyyyyy, and I luuuuuuvvvv yooouuuuuu…
Walkin’ on sunshine, yeeeaaahhhhh, and don’t it feel good…
Oh, Micky, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, hey, Micky…
I’ll stop now, for a little while…
she’s a small wonder…
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…
Now sit right back and you’ll hear a tale.
A tale of a fateful trip…
That song wore a groove in my brain during the night…aaaauuuggghhhhhhhh!!!:eek:
“Somewhere out there
someone’s saying a prayer
that somedaaaay we’ll be together
in that big somewhere out there.”
"I…started a joke
that started the whole world…crying.
Ohhh if I’d only seeeeeennnn
that the joke was on meeeeee!! OOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOhhhhhh!
And I…finally died,
and started the whole world…living.
Ohhh if I’d only seeeeeeeennnn
that the joke was on meeeeeeeee… "
(sung with pinched nose)
“I heard my mommmmmmmm-ma crrrrry.
I heard her pray the night Chicago died…”
“Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near?
Just like me
they long to be—
close to youuuuuuuuu.”
(or, they might be turkey buzzards)
There, I think I’m okay now…
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on, my friends
Some people… STAR-ted singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue singing it forever
Just because
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on, my friends…
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting <HUHH!>…
Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The candy man
The candy man can …
Daddy please don’t, it wasn’t his fault
He means so much to me
Daddy please don’t, we’re gonna get married
Just you wait and see
Run, Joey, Run
S-S-S-S A-A-A-A F-F-F-F E-E-E-E T-T-T-T Y-Y-Y-Y
You can dance if you want to…
AAAAGGGHHHH, my brain is melting, need NPR fast!
Oops! by Britney Spears has been driving me nuts. The reason is that the guy who sits across from me at work sings it all the time, along with a number of house dance tunes—not really my cup of meat.
My coworker inspired me to write this:
Don’t whistle while you work,
You stupid effing jerk.
Since you’re so near
I have to hear
You whistle while you work.
Please don’t sing while here.
It’s murder on my ear!
My face just pales
When adult males
Start singing Britney Spears.
Dont you just love american songs? theyre so (how can I put this?)
Shouty.
'AMERICAN WOMAN!
STAY AWAY FROM MEEE-HEEE
AMERICAN WOMAN!
MAMA LET ME BEE-HEE
DONT COME A-HANGIN AROUND MY DOOR
I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR FACE NO MORE
I GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
THAN SPEND MY TIME GROWIN OLD WITH YOU
NOW WOMAN, I SAID STAY AWAY-HAY
AMERICAN WOMAN! LISTEN WHAT I
SAY HEY HEY HEY HE-EY.
DOO DOO DOOOOOOO DO DO DOOOO…’
'BORN DOWN IN A DEAD MAN’S TOWN
THE FIRST KICK IT TOOK US WHEN I HIT THE GROUND
END UP LIKE A DOG THATS BEEN BEAT TOO MUCH
TILL YOU SPEND HALF YOUR LIFE JUST TO COVER HIM UP, now
BORN IN THE USA! I was
BORN IN THE USA-[etc]
GOT IN A LITTLE HOME TOWN JAM
[?]PUT A RIFLE IN MY HA-A-ANDS
SENT ME OFF TO A FOREIGN LA-AND
TO GO AND KILL THE YELLOW MA-A-AN
BORN IN THE USA! [etc]’
ahem
I’m Blue … Dah Bah Dee Dah Bah Dah …
I met him at the candy store!
He turned around and smilied at me, you get the picture? (Yes, we see.)
That’s when I fell for…THE LEADER OF THE PACK!!
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Keith