Oh, So THAT'S What's Been Causing Micro$oft's Programs to Crash!

[Tuckerfan]

It’s not because of bad coding, it’s because the motherboard wasn’t set up following the principles of Fung Shui! :smack:

We put the CPU in the center, because that is the chi, or life force for the entire board. A centered chi provides better performance."

"We didn’t rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. Instead, we tilted the memory slots and added an extra expansion slot at an angle to direct those negative energies away from the user.

[Revtim]

You know that site is satire, right?

[Revtim]

OK, for some reason I thought this was a pit thread. Since it’s MPSIMS, I think it’s clear you knew it was satire…

Excuse me while I slink off…

[Tuckerfan]

@Revtim

OK, for some reason I thought this was a pit thread. Since it’s MPSIMS, I think it’s clear you knew it was satire…

Excuse me while I slink off…

On your way out, would you mind emailing a mod and have them delete your posts, so the cat’s not out of the bag quite so soon? Thanks. :wally

[Chairman_Pow]

Maybe that’s why my cupholder keeps breaking!