That’s only if you set the zombie on fire with Krusty Kough Syrup.
I wanna see a zombie movie where the heroes use swords to cut the zombie heads off. With so many zombies running around, you can never count on having enough ammo to cap all those undead domes.
A friend of mine found a brain-shaped mold online, and made brain custard with cherry sauce. Everyone was required to say, “Brains…” when serving up a portion for themselves.
Baker, that thread was cited by Wabbit in the OP - it’s titled “Motherf***ing zombies” (without the ***)
And here I thought that this was going to be a rant about Prof. Farnsworth.
Where is the real Zombie Jesus?
Is He behind Door #1 ?
or Door #2 (even looks like Tom Savini!) ?
or is He behind
Door #33 ?
Do to a poorly-understood phenomenon known as omnipresence, the Risen Zombie Jesus may also be found behind Door #4 (with studly victim)…
Not to mention Door #Malibu Ken (or is it David Hasslehof?), and finally, Door #Bring us this day our daily Pie.
Roll away the stone!
Well, at least he was a highly motivated zombie 
Beware the re-animated drag queen.
Fools! The true Zombie Jesus comes but once a year!
When resurrected bring pie.
