Let me start off by saying that I always gag while brushing my teeth, so I try to be extra careful, and take my time.
One fine morning, I decided that I would really like a nice cheese omlette. I used american and sprinkled on some parmesan too. About four or five hours later, this guy that I really liked called me from the corner, and asked me to hang out. I was so excited, and in a hurry, that I brushed my teeth with a little too much vigor and promptly vomited up my cheese omlette. That’s not the worst part though…the vomit took me by such a surprise, plus I had my toothbrush in my mouth, that it not only came out of my mouth, but it also came out my nose! Big orange and yellow chunks, already digested a couple of hours…in my nose! Man, that really was the most disgusting experience in my life.
Blue
One of my cats was a great hunter. Always leaving little dead bodies on the lawn. One day I walked past a squirrel that she had killed. And it heaved. All it was was skin and maggots & the maggots had moved en masse.
This image still turns my stomach at odd moments.
The idea that Satan would be grossed out seeing ants devouring the eyes of a dead cat can give us all hope that the tortures he has in mind for us in Hell won’t be that gruesome.
All these stories brings to mind an elementary school level joke:
Q: What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
A: Finding half a worm.
Thank-you and good-night. You’ve been a wonderful audience.
Peace.
being a vet tech has kinda numbed me to a lot of gross things. Last week I caught a dead puppy in my bare hands as it dropped from its mother, and last night I had to clean the drain in the kennel. I wear 2 surgical gloves on each hand for that fun little chore, but imagine sticking your hands into a deep drain clogged with a week’s worth of dog hair, food, feces, vomit, and whatever else got washed down there. Icky-poo. When a particularly icky case comes in, we all kinda play this little unspoken game to see who can act least disgusted about it.
In regards to tinsel, yes, it is hilarious to see a cat freaked out by this but I’d just like to remind everyone that tinsel, string, and other linear foriegn bodies can be a very serious threat to a pet’s health. If you should see string hanging from your cat’s rear end, NEVER attempt to pull it out. We already had a tinsel eating cat at the hospital and last night we had an ornament eating dog.
I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.
Never squeeze a cat with diarrhea.
Wishing all you at the SDMB Happy Xmas and a GREAT 2000 and beyond!
Yeah, one time I went into the kitchen at night grabbed a sweet roll, ate half, walked into light only to see it covered with ants. yummy!!!
While spending the night with my very pregnant sister-in-law, Bertie, I woke up one morning to a noise in the front yard. Bertie also heard noise and we proceeded down the hall to the front window. We looked out the window and saw a neighbor’s dog had knocked over a trash can down the street and was running down the block. He stopped in my brother’s front yard and proceeded to eat the contents of a dirty poopie diaper. Bertie gagged and threw up and I was left to clean up the mess. Now that was disgusting on so many levels.