Oh the horror! First Bowling Green, now Atlanta! When will it end?

Seananne Kellyspice

We Americans don’t mind being fed lies — we voted for it, didn’t we? But we object to these cheap, easily debunked lies. There are big layoffs at EPA, Education, IRS, etc., right? Can’t these newly unemployed be put back to work making better lies? How else are we going to Make America Great Again?

Smartest man in the universe is our President and all we’re getting is 3rd-world 4th-class lies. Sad.

Obviously he misspoke. He meant to talk about the terrorist attack on Brigadoon.

As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they’re not going to lick me! I’m going to live through this, and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill, as God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

The article has been updated and Spiceboy did indeed mean Orlando. Specifically the Pulse shooting.

Apparently nobody told him that Omar Mateen was from New York, either.

Somehow, I don’t believe it was accidental.

Sigh.

For both Conway and Spicer, their job is to be able to speak. That’s it. To clearly enunciate policies, updates, etc. Spicer cannot even do that. Regardless of the fact that simple speech is the only real core responsibility for both of them, the MULTIPLE times that CONway (I mean, come on, it’s right there in her name) has said Bowling Green Massacre is now clearly documented at three times, but I’ll bet there still more out there. Spicer has now said Atlanta THREE times, when we all know there have been no ISIS backed terror events in Atlanta. We do know that Trump has an issue with Atlanta, specifically with the 5th congressional district. Sure, later Spicer corrected himself to Orlando, but in the minds of Trump Minnions, by now Atlanta has been painted as a hellhole that is crumbling, crime ridden, and where terrorists attacks happen. Or are those attaks?

How are any of us Atlantans surviving this post apocalyptic wasteland?

Yeah, but if we’d banned his parents…

You mean Trump, right?

Interesting how the administration keeps going on about nonexistent Mooslum attacks, but doesn’t say shit about documented “far right wing crazy Nazi white guy” attacks, which sure look to be more numerous and more likely… and DID happen.

Kellyane Conway repeated Bowling Green Massacre three times at three different interviews, then tried to claim she misspoke.

If fake news can help a candidate win an election, then why wouldn’t that candidate continue to pimp fake news in trying to set the agenda?

This is actually a logical outcome. Even republicans know that republican ideas for the economy and pretty much everything else have an adverse impact on pretty much anyone who’s not a billionaire. So just put out so much fake information that ordinary people give up on trying to diagnose and partition truth from fiction.

He may have meant the Centennial Olympic Park bombing, hoping (not unreasonably) that his real audience will think that any terrorist attack must have been by a Muslim.

Unfortunately it was done by a white guy motivated by anti-gay and anti-abortion sentiments. Someone like Bannon only with guts.

They’ve sure been very quiet about the Trump fan-boy in Quebec who killed 6 muslim men while they were at prayers. And the subsequent defacement of mosques there, and the arrest of another nice Christian lad who was making threats against Muslims today.

That’s fine, I can’t possible imagine the Trump administration having anything to say worth listening to on the matter.

Well hell, if that’s the criteria they’re going to start using, we will never hear another peep out of this administration for the next four years.

Do you think we could slip them the claim that the 1919 Great Molasses Flood was the result of early Muslim sabotage? More people need to hear about the GMF.

<insert joke about Superbowl loss being product of turrorism here>

Is Belichick a Chechen name?

Yes but if there is a terror attack, I doubt Trump gets the legislature to give him more power. Bush had the benefit of the doubt after 9/11, Trump does not.