Yeeesh. Those are not baby eyelashes.
Don’t show her the pictures. Just send her a link to this thread.
Let her make the leap into the Uncanny Valley.
Yeah, they have prices but no address to send money and the “Paypal” buttons on the page are nonfunctional. It’s a parody site, most likely to point out how horrible it is that we impose such demand for perfection on kids or something.
The only positive thing I can say about that website is thank god this woman became a photo retoucher instead of a plastic surgeon.
These people are making a living at this, and I’m not? Life is so damned unfair. I could do SO MUCH BETTER!
I think that of all the creepy photos on all the pages that have been linked to here, this one is the one that makes me want to go hide in a bomb shelter somewhere and not come out until all the retouchers have been nuked into eternity! Who the FUCK puts that kind of lipstick on a BABY? 
Holy *&^#.
That looks like the Star Baby from 2001 and the Sun Baby from the Teletubbies had evil animatronic progeny, one of whom was recruited to be a villain on the original Star Trek.
Dolls, indeed. They want their children to be dolls. Fashion accessories. Decorations. Not human beings at all.
Children should be seen and not heard…
That “baby” looks like one of my sim people!
Hmm…
Possibly Zogg?
*Extra catch lights removed from eyes
Yes, remove the light in the kid’s eyes, that’s really going to make her look better! :eek:
Instead of a happy kid, she now looks like a death mask.
Really? I guess I got intarwebwooshed! Of course, I didn’t check your facts either.
Go on, spoon feed me. 
I clicked the first link, screamed, and closed the browser window. Holy geebus, but what is the world coming to??
When I clicked on the paypal button it took me to the paypal site. It also gave me the option of picking howmuch I wanted to send.
I am so going to see if my wife wants to send a picture to her grandmother, she might love something like this.
I dunno, there’s an AOL e-mail address, and the guy over at Something Awful (heh, how appropriate) claims to have had an extended e-mail exchange with Crazy Doll Lady (see post #33 of this thread). She also says to e-mail her for an order form. Maybe she’s just using the PayPal logo for artwork/advertising.
All of these pictures have me laughing uncontrollably. Kind of like the way I laugh on the scariest thrill rides.
The Child Beauty Pageant is nothing but Legal Child Abuse, and the industry that supports is as evil as anything that happens in the world, short of war.
But, it is very popular in America, and after all, your children are your property, and are only considered to be individuals with rights before they are born.
Fuck.
Tris
Sweet blisterin’ clusterdoodle, that’s something STASI would use in an interrogation. I think I’ll print it, stick it on my office door like it’s my own child and count the number of passers by that urp when they see it. Little crop of horrors.
“Oh, and can you make sure she’s super fuckable? I’ll pay extra for the Plastic Tart package. Thanks so much.”
OMG!
You’re right! This lady is an agent of the Zogg! :eek:
Yes, if you ever go to meet a girl at her house and she turns out to be Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, you should whip out one of these pictures for him. He’d be forced to let you go, owing to the clear case of entrapment.