That’s exactly where I went when I read that, too. Poor Snuggles.
I want a picture of my cat with doll eyes photoshopped onto it. And then pretend it’s normal if anyone asks about it.
Heh. “I can has no soulz?”
Ever see the movie Tourist Trap ? It’s about a guy who is turning people into mannequins. Scared the bejeebus out of me when I was about 12 or 13. Recently watched it and wasn’t all that scared by it (25 years later) but I immediately thought of that movie. The retouching makes these kids’ flesh look like plastic!
They seriously look like Sims2 creations. Holy moly are they scary.
And you know what? I bet you if the “artist” read this thread, she would think that all the comments about “plastic” and so on mean that the children look “too perfect” and feel smugly superior that her skills are fantastic and we just don’t agree with her choices. She wouldn’t understand that we don’t think the kids look like ultra-perfect children, but rather that we think they look like bizarre mutants, or like very badly done airbrush paintings. She manages to remove all facial contouring, all semblance of realistic shading… god it’s just scary how bad she is at what she does!
I’d like to know if the photographer’s eyebrows are painted on with crayolas.
Now that I’m home and able to devote more time to view ::shakes fist at boss:: the babies are the worst.
Thanks a lot, buddy. I peed my pants and started crying when I hit the second-to-last-one, the one with the sunflowers. I’m not gonna directly link because if I see it again I might need a sedative.
mommy!
Oh dear Og, yes. The eyelashes in that one…there really are no words.
Say, has anyone emailed these whackos, claiming to be a pedo who likes nothing better than jacking off to the pics they’ve posted? Might get 'em to stop some of this crap.
Or Mr. Potatohead pin-ons.
amazing…
She probably uses crapolas.
“Please note that if you don’t look at a pix at least 100% then the lashes will look odd.”
Nope, that’s not gonna help. No amount of zoom will keep these things from looking odd.
More like, “Please note that if you look at the pix, the eyelashes will look odd.”
Or, “Please note that if you look at the pix, your sanity will drain awayN’GLAGGGN!!! F’THRALAGGGGNNNN!!!”
Well, I just ‘had’ to try my hand at this. Beware, my Ph0to5hop 5kilZ are teh suXX0r5.
DISCLAIMER: none of these images came from the above mentioned photo retouching sites.
Oh my god, NinetyWt, I’m laughing myself into a coughing fit here.
You missed putting a big hat with a nice bow on her, though. Or maybe some big-ass hair. (Not big asshair - that would be wrong.) Are you going to send it in to a beauty pageant?
Feel free to touch her up as you wish. The dog came from Google image search for ‘cute dog’.
I myself was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face . … 
They look like doll pictures. Really creepy dolls, but dolls nonetheless.
At least they’re doing this to pictures instead of the actual children. That’s some consolation, anyway.
Isn’t it?
I don’t know, has anybody actually seen these kids since the photo session?
Until they take the kid to a plastic surgeon and tell him they want the kid to look like the “photograph.”