Curse you! I was going to say that! :mad:
New thriller movie being made:
“Hoofs on the roofs”
Little did Juan know what he was in for, when his wife Consuelo, finally promised him he could have some rump in bed
BNN (Bovine News Network)
By Red Holstein, BNN contributor
updated 9:44 AM EDT, Monday, July 22, 2013
A local cow narrowly escaped injury yesterday, following a tragic encounter with dangerous humans near her field.
According to witnesses grazing nearby, Buttercup Silva, a Camchin from Caratinga, was walking along her hill when she fell into some kind of trap set by humans to catch unsuspecting cattle. Although the trap was covered with a dangerous carcinogen and filled with sharp objects and wooden furniture that splinters upon impact to injure trapped animals, the only fatality was a hunter hiding in, or perhaps setting the trap.
Frightened and confused, Buttercup was able to knock a cow-shaped hole in the wall of the trap and escape unharmed. Hearing a distant cowbell tinkling, Silva tried following the sound, but it was drowned out by the sound of caipira wailing and crabbing about something as they often do. Only after hearing more cowbells was Buttercup able to determine the location of her herd and join them.
Most upsetting to Ms. Silva were human reports that she weighed 3,000 pounds.
“Humans are so cruel. Even when I was pregnant with twins, I never weighed more than 1,800 pounds.” she told reporters. “People see huge udders and just assume you’re fat.” Profile pictures on her Fieldbook page would seem to corroborate her assertion.
Cinnamon Silva, Buttercup’s mother was heard to say later “I didn’t raise 9 calves to be trapped and killed by violent humans. We’re a peaceful, milk-giving family and with the exception of my brother Barney, who caught BSE and went crazy, not one of us has hurt a human.”
Do you think cows might refer to BSE as “Mad Us Disease”?
Ducati, this is not only rare but well done. It mooved me.
Someone has to think of the ch, er, cows.
Has udder destruction been mentioned, and I just missed it?
(I guess "udderly unbelievable counts, on review)
Fabulous post, ducati.
It’s too bad the poor fellow wasn’t sleeping a few feet ot one side or the other, because then…
he cud have been merely grazed. A hoof a yard would have done it.
Sorry to horn in on the thread at this latte date.
Could the cow have been dropped onto the roof by a localized weather phenomenom, a toronado?
You mean like a Cownado? That’s just crazy talk.
It’s udderly ridiculous to consider.
Sorry for late entry, but how about
Beefeated
Cattleptic
Cattlelysed
Cow-lapsed
Cow patted
Cud-gelled
Decalfinated
Discowmoded
Discowbobulated
Discownted
Gaucho marked
Mooed down
Moolested
Moortified
Steaked out
Uncowordinated
These are my favorites.
I can hear the trailer:
“Look, city-slicker, its called a Cownado. They go up Steer and they come down Boeuf! You can stay if you want, but we’re leaving…”
It is cruel to laugh about such an udder cowtastophe.
I’m beginning to think we’ve milked this for all it’s worth.
Maybe it’s time to put it out to pasture.
Oh no, I think we’ll be talking about this until the cows come home.
The family must not be cowed down by this bovinator. Not all cows are evil.
XD