I’m sorry if I don’t have a lot of witty commentary to add, because I am still reeling in laughter from reading this:
There are other juicy parts in that article as well, but this is pure comedy gold. You can’t write stuff like this, folks.
I don’t think this belongs in Cafe Society, but I’m not entirely sure where to put it. For now, let’s try MPSIMS – if it gets rabidly political there, we can try Great Debates.
twickster, Cafe Society moderator
ETA:
rolleyes WTF does the American soldier have to do with anything?
The example of their courage inspired her to be a quitter, dontcha know!
Support of Palin’s political career is being linked to the study of dead things?
I’ll take “unintentionally ironic metaphors” for $500, Alex.
Wow, it just keeps going. Thinking back to September and October, the McCain campaign seems like some bizarre, Lisinopril-induced bad dream. Sarah Palin? Joe the Plumber? Are you fucking serious?
Why have these bad jokes not faded from our consciousness?
Say what? 
Lisinopril dreams are whitish dreams about Spain (or was that Portugal?), but at the beginning, they’re not white; they’re black.
ETA: Sir.
Hmm, I didn’t make the paleontology connection when I first heard it, I immediately connected it to Scientology.
So WTF was she even doing at the annual Governor’s Picnic? I thought she quit.
I didn’t know that. But they are from Portugal.
I think she thanks the troops every time she wipes her butt. She is incapable of saying three sentences without one of them praising the troops.
Hollywood could not possibly come up with a more comical example of an ignorant, brainless, vacuous, utterly careerist politician. If nthey’d invented a character exactly like Sarah Palin in 1995 and told the story absolutely straight, it would have been considered comical absurdity. “How about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit makin’ things up?” would have been the line in the debate where the audience realizes that the evil careerist has achieved a hideous victory through totally meaningless bafflegab, as her mouth-breathing supporters started shrieking “AMERICAN SOLDIER! AMERICAN SOLDIER!”
It’s all part of her “American style”.
Sequel to “Wag the Dog” - “Wag the Bitch.”
Palin speaking reminds me of a jukebox. You press a button and she plays a song. Her mind flips through various records and pulls out something that has a vague connection to the question. If the question doesn’t fit any of the prerecorded answers, she plays one of them anyway.
But she couldn’t ad lib a fart at a bean eating contest.
That stuff will mess with your head, man.
Am I being wooshed? Are you saying I’ve been taking this stupid ACE inhibitor for all these years and have been missing out on some sort of trippy dream? How much lisinopril do I have to take to get high?
I take that stuff. Just last night a dreamed I was floating the White River in a bass boat, and some really cute girls on the shore had very unusual eyes.
Well, I think a relative of hers is one. You’d think there’s plenty of credit given to the military by liberals, so that she’s just one speaker among millions.
Yeah, good thing the opposing candidates didn’t quit their Senate jobs.
Unlike Biden, who conquered corruption in his own party.
I suggest you take her advice. But then, when you only read things you agree with, that’s hard.
Remind me how well Biden does ex tempore. Or Obama without his teleprompter.
Obama without his teleprompter???
Jesus Christ, are you insane? The man is an eloquent extemporaneous speaker, and anyone too graceless to acknowledge that is plainly listening to political discourse with his head firmly up his ass.