Hi, everybody. No, you didn’t scare me away, Swampy – I just tried to undo all my surgeon’s good work yesterday. Tripped over something on the bedroom floor and fell HARD…on both knees. Including the one that just got replaced four weeks ago. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Needless to say, it hurt like a mother**, and after Lapin Blanc came running from the other end of the house to find out why I was screaming in agony and I rolled over, we discovered I’d managed to pop my incision open. There was already a 6" glop of blood on my jeans, and more running down my leg. :eek: So, as a veteran of the mom-with-small-boy-who’s-always-needing-stitches school, we grabbed some sterile bandaging and wrapped it up tight with an ace bandage, and called the doctor’s office to see if they wanted me to go there or the ER.
They wanted me to come in to the office, which was fine by me since I trust them more than the ER anyway, so I went in and got properly bandaged and steri-stripped and x-rayed, and it appears I managed not to do myself any permanent damage. But, needless to say, my knee is swelled up like a grapefruit and is turning a real collection of pretty colors as it bruises up (what can be seen under the blood-satured steri-strips, that is – even all taped up, it didn’t stop bleeding completely till this morning!) and hurts like the dickens. So I’ve been in bed with my feet waaay elevated since midafternoon yesterday. If anybody feels the need for a photo, I’ll be happy to provide one. It’ll definitely be of the TMI variety!
And then to add to the good cheer, I talked to my mom a little while ago and learned that my Aunt Betty passed away this morning.
She was what they used to refer to as an “old maid,” never married, was a kindergarten teacher her whole life and loved kids, and was always my favorite aunt; we had a lot of fun times together. We had our little jokes, especially “Great Scott!” Sniffle. I’ll miss her. But it was a blessing that she went quickly and peacefully. Great Scott, Aunt Betty, I hope St. Peter lets you right in those pearly gates!
Sounds like everything here is going along as usual – escaping cows, nightmares, TMI – all the usual you expect from an MMP. 
And now I’m off to elevate my knee again!