Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses

Ranking 10 on the Ewww! Factor:

“I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down.”

Federal circuit court has ruled that the county-employer is potentially liable for its employe’s conduct.

New Rob Zombie film: Whorehouse Of A Thousand Corpses.

Well, the jokes just write themselves, don’t they?
Damned if I’m gonna read them, though.
Bye.
Not directed at J L.A.

Just like the rest of us when we want to relax, he cracked open a cold one.

yeah most people wait until after work for a cold one.

He obviously found his employment dead boring…

After a tough day at the office, he needed a stiff one.

Or he could be found boring his dead employment.

At least he did the deed before the autopsy. Cause after would have been just plain sick.

‘To know death, Otto, you have to fuck life… in the gallbladder.’

Flesh For Frankenstein

In a row?

I think they were laid end to end.

“Sex With 100 Corpses”… band name!

Tom Lehrer did the joke over 50 years ago, when he talked about the young necrophiliac who achieved his lifelong ambition by becoming coroner.

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

Truth in sentencing.

Kim Casali comic (well, it should have been):

‘Necrophilia is… Never having to say goodbye.’

You shouldn’t be able to be charged with a crime for masturbating with a corpse.

*Well someone had to say it right?

TYO Rick: Has anyone told the stiffy joke?

My momma always told me that ev’ry body needs some body to love.

He was really into his work.