Strewth mate, how could I forget the noble chook? Blody flamin’ galah I am.
Actually, the quaver is the 8th note and the hemidemisemiquaver is the 64th note.
Names of the notes and their values
[And a big welcome to the boards from another little (but feisty) bird!]
Speaking of funny words-
Dickcissel
Dirigible and Spatchcock
I could say that all day long. Spatchcock, spatchcock spatchcock, spatchcock. 
[Just realised I’m in triple figures. Woohoo!]
impugn.
I love that word.
Plutonium.
Just say it.
Plutonium.
“How is your Plutonium today?”
Sousaphone
“Heard from John Phillip today?”
“Yeah. He called on the Sousaphone.” 
In no particular order.
[list]
[li]Glurge[/li][li]Anistropy[/li][li]Decrescendo[/li][li]Noggin[/li][li]Libido[/li]Recapitulation
Belgium
Monongahela
Banana.
Sooooooup.
Feathers.
Damn. Fogot bruhaha. Now that’s the funniest word.
Sluice
Moot
Eugenics…wait, that one’s not funny.
Ummm, :
:
Waddle
Spittle
Golf
Stumble
Wink
Nudge
Know-whatta-mean
Kumquat
Artichoke
English Pea
Cheese
Whippersnapper
Salvo
Fenestra
Epiphany
Clamber
Actually no, no I couldn’t. I tried it and it’s a bitch of a tongue-twister. It’s best as a single, unprovoked outburst.
SPATCHCOCK!
See?
Codswallop
Hornswaggle
Plethora
Hellzapoppin’
Bromdingnagian
swarm
new-fangled
criminy
dodecahedron
Embarcadero
Snack.
Pants.
Episcopalian.
Befuddled.
Slurry.
Tincture.
Muscat and Muskrat.
Also, beans.
splurge
Also,[ul]
plumb
numb
gauge
cumulonimbus[/ul]
Just noticing that I seem to find the letter U the most humorous one…
flapjack
harangue
wrapper
monstrance