Ok, I bought the damn books, t-shirt, and mug . . .

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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. . . now, who delivers it? I’m assuming one of the moderators will show up on my doorstep with a package of goodies. Could you send one of the female mods? Thanks.
PS: What’s a teeming million? :slight_smile: How can I possibly be a million anything?

Dear Teeming Million,

Thanks for ordering from Cecil’s House o’ Values. Your order (summarized below) was shipped today and should arrive soon.

Thanks again,

Your Friends at Straight Dope World Headquarters

1 The Triumph of the Straight Dope $11.95
1 The Straight Dope Tells All $10.95
1 Teeming Millions Coffee Mug $10.00
1 Official Straight Dope T-Shirt $10.00
Order Total $43.95
Shipping $6.43
Total $50.38

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Good show, dantheman!

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I just went nuts. There I was, sitting in NJ, visiting, and I was bored. “Hey,” I thought. “They’re always telling me to buy the books! Oh, what the hey…”

And since I’m a compulsive shopper, I bought more than just one book.

And now I don’t have enough money for rent.

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What’s more important, rent, or a Straight Dope coffee mug?
It’s not a moderator that delivers it to you, but it’s the next best thing: Lynn’s cousin Vinnie will be delivering it through your window, attached to a brick.

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I just asked my landlord that exact question.

What an idiot he turned out to be.

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I already had the books.
I bought two shirts and a mug.

Would have paid extra to have a mod deliver them.

Damn. Didn’t think of that.

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Ya’ll would give a mod your address? You brave, naive souls.

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I’d like a T-shirt. Heck, and a mug.

Damn Pacific Ocean.

Damn exchange rates.

Maybe I’ll have to make do with a Metatus mug. The HK product is quite good - you’d never know it was pirated. :smiley:

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Is this an Aussie thin I’ll never understand?

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screech-owl:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132916

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Holy cripes! How did you miss that thread, screech-owl?? :slight_smile:

Funny thing is, I’ve been barred for some time now from paying my rent by check - a few of them bounced before I got the hang of paying through my online account. So I have to do the money order thing. But I asked recently if I could return to checks because I’ve been such a good, good boy, and they were probably gonna let me. Then I had to go and blow part of the rent money on SD stuff.

I know! I’ll offer them a book to appease them.

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How did I miss that thread? Try having limited time to spend on the boards, and a very bad DSL connection (worse than dial-up). It’s getting fixed.

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The Metatus mugs are the same, of course, with “Straight Dope” crossed out with a black Sharpie marker. :slight_smile: