I’ve just said no to all friends requests in the past. I won’t be giving them the axe any longer, unless it’s a troll. 
I still will axe trolls.
Will you be my friend?
Someone was going to say it.
Darn you took the words out of my mouth!!! Will you be my friend FIRST???
Won’t you be my neighbor?
Hey, is this a discordant note or not?
No loss here, Harmonious Discord, I scratched you off my dance card the last time you stepped on my toes.
I still can’t figure out what on Earth the friend feature does.
It doesn’t do anything. That’s the beauty of it.
On the other hand, I will continue to decline any/all requests for friendship. Just sayin. And please, begging only makes you look needy.
I’m not begging. I also don’t see myself sending out requests in the near future. 
Fine! Forget your stupid friendship! I’m gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the friendship and the blackjack!
Fine! Forget your stupid friendship! I’m gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the friendship and the blackjack!
Geesh, you both post this and then I get PMs. I will not publish the PMs, respecting your privacy, however I will not be friends with you two!!
Hookers, on the other hand. . .
Ha ha! But of course!
Kayaker I’m sorry to hear about your PMS hitting so suddenly. I assumed you were a guy.
What means this word “friend”?
A friend is the last one you’d eat before family members, come hard times.
A friend is who you kill last. Or if you’re Cthulhu, first.
How we define hard times is an individual matter, however. For instance, I just realized I am out of stamps.
:(And here I thought we were friends!