OK, I hit 100 postings. Where's my prize?

[Horseflesh]

Now that you’ve got your 100 free posts, your prize is to report to the SDMB indoctrination center and spend your next 900 posts toiling at a rusty hamster wheel powering this board. Hee-yah! <whip-crack>

At 1000 posts you get to take a break and smack a newbie.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

I thought your prize was your very own Pit thread. About you, not by you, of course. Or is that 1000 posts? Darned decimal point …

[AngelicGemma]

I’m still waiting for my fruit basket from when I hit 100 posts. Maybe I’ll have better look at 1000 posts.