Welcome, Taxi (do you think it’s overly bold of me to just call you “Taxi”? 
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Since 'punha doesn’t seem particularly interested in running nekkid through this thread, I’d volunteer to do it myself, but For The Children already knows what I look like and it might give her insomnia :eek:
:: welcomes **taxi78cab ** and For The Children with a military salute, clacking heels, forgetting to take of Heavy Traditional Dutch Clogs first::
::falls over sideways::
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
happy sigh Ahhhh… Goats, flogging, running nekkid, a mysterious and horrible Thing in the Basement with Tentacles, lollipops and calamari…
It doesn’t get any better than this. 
(I, personally, would like to see Sunspace run nekkid through the thread…)
Yeah it’s just all too good to be true. Well, sunspace when does the strip tease start? And for the love of all that is good in the world - NORINE - don’t do it! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HORROR!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I’d have to face to the next day…akward silence…and well, you get the idea.
In other words…
Go for it, norinew! evil 
Hi Taxi78CAb, Maastricht, Khadaji. Thanks for the welcome.
“I’d have to face to the next day” and if I were any kind of typist this would have read I’d have to face you the next day.
Yeah, Norine, GO for it, GIRL! I’ll close my eyes!
Yeah, and you know some over-zealous citizen patroller will call the cops; in a small town like this, you just know it’ll make the front page of the paper. . .nah, I got a reputaion to protect in this neighborhood.
For the Children, welcome!
As for introductions, I’m not much for one, but here goes:
In 1972, I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn’t commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune.
I’ve been on several clandestine operations recently, and am known to be an excellent marksman. I do not drink nor smoke, because they both dull my reflexes.
I hold two degrees, one Master’s Degree in PanAmerican studies, and another in Political Science. I have traveled to many nations, including England, France, Norway, Sweeden, Finland, Italy, Botswana, Ghana, Cote D’Ivoire, Germany, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Japan, South Korea, China, Canada, Equitoreal Guinea, Suriname, Burma (now Myanmar), Vanuatu, Qatar, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Israel, Turkey, Greece, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Russia (when it was still Soviet), and Texas.
I have also been known to be completely full of sh*t on rare, comic occasions.
Tripler
I am a dangerous, dangerous man of inaction.
Speaking of front page Norine did you see HIM on it today? Yuck. His ego will inflate more if possible.
Ummm, hello Tripler. I think I know a few of those men of inaction but that’s a whole other can of worms!
No, I don’t get the daily paper; gosh, I guess you’d rather see me on the front page naked, huh?
It’s nekkid, and since there are children present (I assume something being done for the children is being done in their presence?) …
Am I invisible? Check post #10! Or does being covered in Esperanto not count?
:: exasperated look ::
[sub]Mmmm… rich, creamy Esperanto, the king of languages… goes well with calamari, too![/sub]
No, it doesn’t. You have to run nekkid in English, so there. 
*Who * said that?
Welcome, For The Children!
I would get nekkid for your thread, but these women’s undies just feel so comfortable.
Oh, pooh. I thought my appearance transcended all language.
sighs
:: pause ::
…whup …whup …whup whupWhupWhupWpWpWp
sklinkle
skweeek eek eek GLING clatter oob
honk
:: runs nekkid through thread ::
Whee! admires and ogles and applauds
:d
Damnit, a woman tries to flirt and she gets the wrong smiley! Sheesh! :smack: