This post has even less value than the one above but it sends it to 200 posts and I could not let anyone but me do that.
Jeffery
Trkr… Where you lead me I will follow!! Let me sit back and watch that brain of yours work… Oh and yes, you were very cute in that bee costume. PB helped me with mine. She knows just where to put things, don’t you think??
Yes she does know where to have me put it! 
Oh you weren’t talking about that… never mind then. I understand you were looking for me to assist with some injuries. Sorry I couldn’t get here sooner, but some of us do have to actually work for a living, I was busy teaching some nurses basic trauma management skills. I do have to tell you that I am better with real injuries than pretend ones the only help I could give you here is a BIG eraser, after all this is a cartoon fight so you can use it to erase your injuries and your enemies. Good luck
Mr Bear… You do say the sweetest things. We have needed you many times, but realize you are busy at teaching that very much appreciated talent you have. Now is that, one in five or two and fifteen. No, I’m not a nurse, but Trkr thinks I am… 
Thanks for the help Mr. Bear. You know, you are the real hero. Hurry home now… PB is teaching me all kind of things and I’m starting to like it. I use to be shy!!!
::in the voice of Cleavon Little::
CandyGram for Ogre…CandyGram for Ogre…
GBS you can nurse me back from my cartoon injuries anytime you like.
- No, Mr. Bear, leave me alone, I don’t need your help I need GBS, shhhhhh don’t tell her. She needs to examine my injuries to determine the best remedy. *
Obviously, Trkr and GBS have done something dastardly with VB as he has not been seen 'round these parts for quite some time.
PurpleBear continues to look for VB, whatever could have happened to him.
- Psst, I tied a bunch of helium ballons to him and he floated away. *
Ogre wanders back, affectionately cradling bedraggled looking queen bee. “Candygram? For me? (dyup, dyup) Let me have it?”(you’d think they’d learn . . .)
Crown Prince, sporting (of course) a crown of jewel-like candy and aluminum foil, reaches in his jacket and hands a small package to Ogre, backing away with great haste. . .
A faint popping sound can be heard in the distance as some of the bees with whom VB shared his grenadine return the favor; they are breaking balloons, one at a time, to deliver VB safely earthward.
Spider babies, with their spankin’ new deely boppers, decide to follow GBS and Trkr, who are wearing bee super hero costumes designed for them by the multi-talented purple bear (just ask Mr. Bear).
Trkr and GBS, trying to get a little privacy, suggest that the kidlettes follow that neophyte Crown Prince around and web-tie his shoelaces together.
And just about now, Ogre has finished unwrapping his package. . .
Oh Trkr, the spider babies are so cute. Can I keep just one. Sorry my little kidlette. Trkr said you must go find the others. I think he needs me to help him with a few other things… Now Trkr, was that VB we are looking for? You think he went back into the cave? Why are we running? What did you whisper…
Trkr trying very hard to keep things family friendly, says “Why yes GBS, we are looking for VB and he may just be in the cave. If anyone needs us we will be back later. If we are not back in say a week, please write folk songs about us. ;)”
Trkr and GBS speed toward the cave to go hunting for their long lost friend.
Meanwhile, Spidey is hunting for her numerous children and PB is hunting for VB and Ogre is petting the Evil Queen Bee and every one else is missing.
Trkr
VB descends from on high, gently swaying beneath the balloons, being popped one at a time by a helpful drone.
He cradles another bottle of grenadine for the bees, and looks down at the colourful tableaux near the pond.
He spots Trekkieboys’ hideout; “Aha!” “I’ll just save that piece of info for now”.
He guides the balloons toward a rubber tree, liking Mr. Bears’ idea of an eraser.
“This could get interesting now!”
The little spiders find that their mylar wings are buoyant in water, so they are paddling around the pond as fast as all their little legs will propel them.
They spot VB alighting in a nearby rubber tree, which is heavily laden with eraser fruit. Racing out of the water, they all line up under the tree to wait for VB. He disentangles himself, drops to the ground, and passes out erasers to each of the spiderettes, along with whispered secret instructions. . .
Ogre, whose Candygram contained Trolli gummi sweets, is sharing them with the queen bee.
VB meets up with the hammerhead shark and the besotted giant________, and sends them off in the direction of GBS and Trkr. Then he goes off looking for the bear family and that Crown Prince person. . .
“Candy? Fer me?”
“I loves candy!!”
Thanks, GBS. Blush I was only trying to help. I can see you’re coming out of your shell in a hurry! Cool! 
Mr Bear, my dear. I most certainly do. And, you do it sooooo well, too! BLUSH
Thank you Spider Woman, you’re too kind. I just did the best I could, with the materials at hand.
Continuing her hunt for VB, purplebear sees him slowly descend into the top of a rubber tree near the pond, and by the time he’s down on the ground with the spiderettes, she has almost caught up with him again. Soon, they are conferring as to the next plan of attack…
While her buddy Ogre is enjoying his candy with the Queen Bee, Crown Prince is snickering to himself…
Not sure if you are just trying to keep the thread family oriented or not, but * the candy gram was not supposed to be real candy, it was a bomb. Just like in the movie Blazing Saddles. *
I still do not trust that VB character. What does a grown man do with so many erasers?
Trkr
Why Thank you GBS for those kind words. Trk is right, you do need to examine ALL of him for injuries ( Mr Bear hands GBS his collection of wonderfully large cold steel instruments for examining every body cavitiy) these should help. Just tell Trk to relax and exhale when you start the probe!
What Trekkie boy doesn’t realize is: The Crown Prince of Irony is much more subtle than your ordinary everyday delivery guy. He watches and snickers as Ogre transforms to a multi-colored, translucent Gummi Ogre. As Ogre reaches to pat his new pet, the queen bee, his arm strrrrreeeeeeetttcccches, and then sticks to her.
And that Trkr better be glad that Mama Spider has instilled those family values into those baby spiders, because they are erasing Mr. Bear’s examining instruments. While doing this, they accidentally erase several holes in the landscape. . .
Mr Bear, I must hurry before the spider babies erase everything. Please don’t put Trkr to sleep. I want him to feel everything. I will be so gentle. Is this right MB? You are such a wonderful teacher. Oh, and PB said that you would show me all of your tricks…
Not to fear! If they erase them, I have a set of pencils, so I can draw them back in. I wouldn’t think of puting him to sleep, the whole point is for him to feel it. Alas I can not teach you all of my tricks, some of them should only be attempted by professionals!!
Naughty spiders start to erase Mr. Bear’s pencils, when Ma Spider comes along and tries to gather them all up. Several of them fall through holes in the ground which they created, and hang by threads, and swing back and forth and yell “Neener neener” at each other.
These holes open into an underground section of the caves, and the spider antics are awakening thousands of bats. They whooosh out of the holes in the ground and the cave opening, depositing little guano presents on everyone who is out in the open. All the bombarded participants jump into the pond, including Ogre, who does not realize that he is now highly soluble.
Will anyone be able to save him? Has Mr. Bear passed any of his trauma room techniques to purplebear or GBS? Or can the erasers and pencils be of assistance? Tune into the next posting, at who knows when?
I am so sorry that I did not realize what the Crown Prince had done.
BTW, GBS, I do want to feel everything. I enjoy a bit of pain.
As for our heros, if that is what you want to call them, Trkr grabs the mighty Ogre who is now clean but melting and flys him high into the sky. The wind blowing the water off creates a multi-colored rainbow.
Ogre is a bit smaller but not too bad off. He is kind of sticky now. When all of a sudden Trkr ceases to be able to fly anymore (he realized that gravity should still apply since he is not a real super hero) and falls to the ground stuck to Ogre.
It appears to be an evil plan of VB’s. You dastardly evil doer you.
Trkr