PB!!! I’m here, I’m here. I like fell asleep in this cave. I heard VB calling. Where is he? And why are you wrapped up in all of that stuff? By the way, has anyone seen Trkr?? 
VB dusts himself off, and approaches the hapless women stuck in the booby trap. Dressed in his long white coat with stethescope, he smokes his cigar. His mustache, eyebrows and glasses make him look suspiciously like someone vaguely familiar…And then there’s that walk…
“Just say the woid, ladies, and I’ll have you out of there!”
“But foist, as long as you’re there, we might as well take care of the mammograms!”
He pulls several film plates from under his lab coat.
As VB whips those plates out from underneath his lab coat, the giant________, who is totally smitten by her conqueror, volunteers to be first. VB, momentarily stumped, thinks about which part of the giant_________'s anatomy would best serve.
GirlBySea finds Trkr in a nearby tree, where he has been thrown by the recoil of his gigantic (DDDDD) booby trap. She climbs up to see if he has been injured.
All the spiders help extricate all the booby trapped ladies, and confer with purplebear. Purplebear has had some time to formulate plans of her own while she was trapped, and has ideas to make them happen. . .
Spidey… Quick!!! I need some rope. Trkr needs help! We must get him down. PB!! Where’s Mr. Bear? Trkr needs his help. Is that VB? VB!! over here. Trkr has been hurt. Said something hit him. I’m getting sick. Please help my friend. PB!! That purple bra. That will work. Take it off and toss it here. Spidey, take over please. Everything is a blur. I think I’m going to fall. I can’t hold on. Please help my friend…
Spidey and kidlettes quickly weave strong, durable rope for Trkr, and soft hammock for GirlBySea (who seems to need to rest)(we’ll put her right over by the rv*_farley character).
Trkr gently wafts to the ground on spidery ropes, and recovers in the normal amount of time allotted to cartoon characters (about ten frames).
Somewhere in the distance, a low droning noise arises, and seems to be coming closer and closer. All of the conscious contestants gaze skyward. . .
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*as in ripvan
Ok, now how did Groucho get on this set? 
Hi, GBS! Wondered where you’d gotten off to. 
I’m very glad to see that you escaped this diabolical trap of Trkr’s. I thought he was our friend! I have to agree, this sudden silence from him is disquieting. I wonder what he has up his sleeve now?
So, VB, are you just going to stand there and make jokes, or are you going to help us out of this…tight spot?
Spidey, I’m glad that you’re too small to get caught in this trap. Could you maybe help us find Trkr and hold him for us? I’m thinking up a proper response to this.
Wondering anew at the mysterious disappearance of the other participants…<Good thing I have my trusty Wonderbra On!>
<ok, ok, lame pun, I know. All together now: GROAN> 
Huh! Sez who? I just had to take film of all 8 of her itty bitties!
That VB, always joking around! The dreaded giant _______ gazes at him adoringly, both unaware of the swarm of bees dislodged from the upside-down tree from which Trkr was rescued. Spidey and the kidlettes drag Trkr, all the sleeping contestants, plus the booby trap and its inmates, and head for the safety of the caves. This leaves VB and his doting _________ to face the swarm alone. Luckily, VB has a plan. . . .(we hope).
[psssssst: VB, spiders aren’t mammals]{Bwee tee hee)
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I know; they’re arachnids, and as such don’t nurse their young; but it sounded better than spinnerets!
VB and the giant________ notice the bee swarm! VB quickly whips out his…bottle of grenadine, (“so much for my tequila sunrise”) and pours it into a dish. The bees, sensing the sweetness, swarm down to the plate and start greedily sucking down the grenadine.
“Let’s get out of here, you giant adorable…whatever you are!”
“Wait a minute; there’s something familiar about you; That long shaggy red fur, those big eyes, those long claws and those white Keds…Hey! You’re Gossamer!”
Spider, zillions of chilluns, and other various and sundry contestants admiringly observe VB’s latest strategy.
A few other players, still dazed and confused, rest in the back of the cave, blissfully unaware of the rising water level. As the water rises, it rocks the sleeping contestants and creeps steadily forward to the mouth of the cave, where the rest stand watching VB and __________. Now it is gaining speed and force, and by the time it reaches the cave entrance, it has gained tidal wave proportions (because anything happens in cartoons) and washes everyone to the nearest. . .
Purplebear, safe with the others inside the cave, is getting worried about VB and Gossamer, so she goes outside to check on them. Only to find that with the bees making short work of the grenadine, they want more sweet stuff, so they’re now headed right for the caves where all the sweet women are at.
Thinking fast, and seeing a huge pile of pillows near the cave, and a stand of sugar cane off in the distance, purplebear tries to motion to VB or Gossamer to try to reach the sugar cane first, to attract the bees there, since they’re a lot closer to it than she is.
Meanwhile, purplebear runs to the pillows, and yells for someone to help her pull them to the cave, hopefully to block the entrance from the bees.
After VB and Gossamer get to safety, of course!
And, the pillows may come in handy for other things as well… if the men ever get back to wooing the women again. <did I think that out loud?>
Apparently the blast from the booby trap going off knocked me out for a while.
Honestly, I had not intention of capturing all the ladies by their … ummm well you know.
As for the wooing of women, I am trying to keep this G rated. Start a new thread and I will woo you and GBS in there.
GBS care for me. I am hurt and in desparte need of your tender care. No, PB I do not want you to call a doctor. I need GBS.
How do you catch a bee? You climb up a tree and act like a nut. (No wait that only works with squirrels).
Okay, you unique (you sneek) up on it. (No, that is how you catch a unique rabbit).
Okay, the tame way. (No, that is how you catch a tame rabbit.)
Dang it, I do not know how to catch a bee.
Oh well. I guess we had better jump in the nearest pond for safety. Last one in is gonna be covered in bee stings.
Trkr
All contestants (and several angry bees) are washed into the large pond (which was newly formed by the tidal wave from the cave). This wakens even the most comatose players, and they reform factions. A few fish meander by the conniving huddlers at the bottom of the lake (all cartoon contestants are safe underwater with no diving equipment), but the fish all scatter at the approach of a hammerhead shark, followed by a sawfish and an electric eel.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!’ scream all the spiders,clinging to purplebear, Trkr, and VB.
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GirlBySea, who knows all about aquatic flora and fauna, decides to take charge and save everyone. . .
GBS can save me any day.
Trkr being a cartoon character, walks along on the bottom of the pond whistling a happy tune, when all of a sudden a shark appears.
Hey, how did a shark get into this newly created pond? Funny doesn’t taste like salt water. Anyway.
Trkr rips off his red shirt and waves it like a bull fighter. It is then that we learn that sharks do not attack red. Instead the shark charges straight for Trkr.
Whatever shall our hero do?
Bop him in the nose of course. It always works. The shark begins to cry.
“I only wanted to play, you didn’t have to punch me in the nose.”
PB scolds Trkr for punching an innocent shark in the nose and begins to comfort the shark. The shark turns and looks over what would be a shoulder and sticks his tongue out at Trkr.
Trkr goes back to walking alone the bottom of the pond looking for new adventures.
Trkr
Wakened by all this talk of the giant _______, Ogre sits up slowly, having been supine long enough for the grass to grow on his body. And everyone just assumed that was a geyser over there that sounded like a deep, rhythmic snore.
“Duh-yup! Somebody talk about the giant whosit?”
He looks around bleary-eyed and confused, and scratches his head, upon which sits a huge divot of grass and earth, with a sapling emerging precariously from the center.
He spies purplebear.
“George! Duh. Hug?”
oh Trkr!!! Over here… This water feels wonderful and swim this way, I’ll take care of you. Spidey is right, I am at my best in water. Now relax, put your head here… Those bee’s won’t bite. Only PB and I like to nibble. Hey there’s VB. Over there in the sugar cane. He’s looking for something. Is that PB I hear screaming?? Trkr, we must go find out. We’ll return tonight.
Trkr and GBS don their super hero outfits and rush to the sugar cane to save VB and PB. (Hey you guys must already be married you have the same last letter )
When they arrive at the field, they find their archnemesis Queen Bee there, getting ready to put VB and PB through some terrible torture device.
What shall our heros do? Should they make out or save their friends? Tune in next time for the conclusion.
Trkr
After giving her buddy Ogre a hug,purplebear heads over to the sugar cane to help VB; only to find herself and VB being threatened by the dastardly Queen Bee! Thinking quickly, to distract her so VB can attack her, purplebear yells out to her buddy Ogre to come help them.
Finding the raw materials lying nearby, she quickly builds a papier mache King Bee and has Ogre get inside and start walking off, hoping to distract the QB from what VB is planning…
All the little spiders admire purplebear’s beautiful king bee costume.
“We want to be bees too!” they holler. Since they still have their mylar and cellophane wings, Spidey strategically applies some yellow painted stripes, and toddles off to find miniature deely boppers for lots of tiny heads. The kidlettes follow her, practicing buzzzzzzzzzzing and stinging each other with sticks as they fade out of sight.
QB follows Ogre into the sunset, where Ogre will squeeze her and hug her and keep her for his very own, and call her George.
GBS and Trkr admire each other’s lovely super-hero costumes and thoughtfully suck on hunks of sugar cane.
The giant ____________, still worshipfully tailing VB, notices a hammerhead shark, who has adoringly followed purplebear out of that spontaneous salt water pond. While they are distracted by each other, this gives VB and purplebear a chance to look for all those truant thread skippers, and bring as many back as they can net (net provided gratis by our favorite arachnid)(very sticky, guaranteed to hold).
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Another tragedy narrowly averted. Whew!
Trkr bumping this to the top and increasing its postings mainly because it has his name in in and it gives him a great ego boost to see his screen name and so many posts not to mention the attention that PB and GBS has heaped upon him, decides to try to come up with another diabolical trap for unsuspecting cartoon characters.
Trkr goes to his secret lair to devise his next plot.
GBS you are welcome to come along to help me plan.