As an aside, if we can get more folks involved in the fray we could make this thing as big as the Guy Stuff thread.
Back on topic.
Trkr hates having spider webs all over him. If I find that cotton-picking spider I am gonna blast her with my ray gun.
As for the rest of you. Trkr pulls out a giant Super Soaker and begins to pump it up. The crowd laughs at the seeming futility of using a Super Soaker in this battle. *The crowd does not yet know that it is filled with a mixture of alum and water. Thus being a cartoon, it will cause all who are hit to shrink. *
A good soaking of the various combatants, especially VB, and everyone starts shrinking. Well everyone except Trkr, GBS, and PB. Yes, girls I am man enough to please the both of you.
Spider never uses cotton for her webs or threads, because of shrinkage factors and lack of tensile strength.
Thinks of ways to be too near vaporizer weapons to regain invisibility so Trkr won’t blast her.
Realizes Trkr’s Trusty Dusty Space Demodulizer was the original weapon to vaporize the tree, and sneaks into his arsenal while Trkr is busy shrinking everyone else with giant Super Soaker.
Thinks, this invisibility thing could be marketable too, if only it wouldn’t wear off so quickly. Steals Trkr’s weapon, takes it home to new abode under fallen log, finds all the spider babies watching cartoons.
Shrieks with angst: do you want to grow up to be like all those humans out there?
And wondering why I’m not considered a women (cause I’m not falling for the guys maybe), Smoothy goes and hides in the cuffs of Ogre’s pants. Hopefully I’ll be safe here until I regain my normal size. :sheesh, all I wanted to do was watch the fun:
Would you like to become invisible? I’m still working on figuring out how exactly this happened, and it may have deleterious effects on humans (jb_farley keeps passing out).
I’m thinking of just doing creepy, crawly, webby, sticky things. Spiders don’t have to do much to bother humans, sadly. Any ideas you have are welcome.
No one has claimed this BIG Mama person yet. Maybe she would like to become part of our faction, being one of the few humans who has not yet been shrunk by Trkr.
Spider, noticing that most of the players are recessing from recess, decides to reinflate THespos herself. If taken to an extreme, he might make an interesting advertising balloon outside the start-up real estate company she is thinking about.
She and the children set out to find a compressor with an air hose attachment, leaving Smoothy to oversee the scene of carnage. . .
A sleek orange random Cat comes up to see what’s going on – inborn curiosity, you know. Looks with disdain on these silly human (and Ogre) antics. Sees something moving under one of the fallen trees … it’s spiders! Yummy!
Spiders scatter everywhere, right after mama spider has frantically dosed them all with the invisibility ray. Has the cat gotten too close? Will it become invisible too?
Little spiders approach the random cat from all sides in preparation to web and goo all over, unaware that. . .
Undigested, very lively spiders issue forth from cat’s ears and nostrils (whispering what they recently heard jb_farley, in one of his rare fits of consciousness, utter:
Smoothy goes over to jb to see if she can help him. She moves to his ear and starts telling him that he MUST get up and go help PB and GBS get out of the webs. Then he would be their hero and they would pet and stroke his…er, ego…yeah…ego.
Smoothy then goes to check on SpiderWoman and babies to make sure that Catrandom hadn’t hurt any of them.
thanks Smoothy for her concern, and, after assurances of spider well-being are issued, wonders what to do about poor struggling cat, and poor jb_farley, who, in his semi-conscious (and perennial) state, has eaten said cat. Is there hope of both cat and (comatose) human to survive? Inquiring minds want to know. . .
So what do you want to do first?
