Ok spammers, this is the last fucking straw

That’s the thought, more than any other, that keeps me awake at night.

SOMEBODY is out there buying mortages and penis pills from spams that can’t even spell words properly and have forged return addresses and gibberish to fool the filters. There is actually a number of people who look at those messages and think it’s a good idea to buy from them. Were it not for those people, spammers would eventually give up and stop clogging our email boxes.

That thought depresses the hell out of me.

That will be Dukes next glory scheme…I’ll create spam to tell people to quit buying spam-chandise!

Ought to be rich enough to get that Caribbean island I had my eyes on in just a few weeks.

Lap O’ Luxury, here I come!:rolleyes:

If the spam shows up with an invalid return address, a fake email address and all, how do you ever get your product???
[sub]Oh, I see. They only need your credit card, I see. :rolleyes: [/sub]

Congress finally gets off their asses and does something everybody can agree on.

it’s kinda funny, being a member of the fairer sex, that my junk mail folder is constantly crammed with penis enlargement spam. obviously they don’t know what sex i am, but besides your normal hey bud wouldn’t you like to add a few inches, etc etc., are the ones geared towards the ladies which suggest mentioning to your mate the penis enlargement system, pills pump what have you.

i can’t think of a way to kill a relationship quicker

Yeah, I’d imagine so. Telling your significant other that his dick is too small to satisfy you doesn’t exactly help a relationship out. :stuck_out_tongue: