Oh come on - she’s not hideous - she just looks like an auntie. Everybody’s auntie.
Her eyes and smile make her look crazed and deranged though, I gotta admit - but that’s aunties for you.
Pink, lavender, eggshell . . .
Has this woman ever succeeded in having any legislation passed in Oklahoma, apart from getting the platypus named the official state egg-laying mammal?
We have scattered nutcases like this in a lot of state legislatures, and I am sorry to say that Texas is far from immune.
And don’t get me started on school boards.
As I’ve said, only we could come up with a code that requires you to be able to distinguish between kelly green and bottle green across a darkened, smoky bar at 3 a.m. after your fourth vodka shooter.
I’m from Oklahoma. And I’m proud to be from Oklahoma. Far from Oklahoma.
Couldn’t we just use the rainbow flag?
Magenta = Thinking about it
Pale Blue= Tried it once in college
Green = It’s only weird for the first few minutes
Yellow = Suddenly, the Wizard of Oz makes sense
Orange = Wow, that looks like a parade, wait, that guy’s not wearing pants
Red = Wait, neither is the guy he’s kissing, TO THE MINIVAN KIDS!
Oy. :rolleyes:
3 a.m. and you’re only on your 4th vodka shooter? Ahead of the curve my eye.
Well, please, I’d like to actually be able to do something when I pick up. Fivesomes don’t just happen, you know.
This Louis CK bit (NSFW language) portrays what I imagine her thought process is. “People are gay! Dammit!”
This is something I have noticed in some anti-gay conservatives. They act like gayness is a dangerous thing you must always be on guard for lest it take you. That you have to push those urges down an control them.
I have no problem with gay people, but you know what? I just don’t have those urges. This is not a concern for me. You know who does have those urges? GAY PEOPLE. I think there are a lot of repressed homosexuals in conservative positions of power.
The gays are created that way. If you believe in god ,you must believe that they are gods children too.
Gays have zero effect on straight marriage.
And here’s a little tip for the cigar afficionados out there: you DEFINITELY don’t want to mix up the brown and the tan…
That’s because they believe that! They don’t believe that gay folk are “just that way”…they think they’re normal straight people who’ve either fallen in with a bad crowd or who’ve deliberately thrown off the civilizing influence of society. To them, ANYONE can become gay…it’s not just a rhetorical device they use to demagogue. They believe it! To them, homosexuality is a communicable habit/addiction, just like alcoholism or drug addiction. And curable in the same ways, apparently.
It isn’t The Gay that is the biggest threat to this country, it’s something more widespread, more insidious, and more accepted. It’s The Stoopid (deliberatly mis-spelled).
Pink - High Threat of Homosexuals
Eggshell - High Threat of Redecorating
Lavender - High Threat of Temptation to Suck Cock
Hmm…maybe the GOP territories can start being known as “Lavender States”?
-Joe
I have always thought that if you need to signal that you are a star, available for fucking, by means of a silver hankie… you’re probably not very much of a star.
I remember a MAD magazine article with a mock homophobic rant that said something to the effect of “If this keeps up, instead of the Red, White, and Blue we’ll be saluting the Pink, Beige, and Aqua!”
Well, hell, yeah, it’s contagious! Why, you can catch teh gay the very first time you suck a cock!
How uninformed! Hasn’t she seen the stark evidence that THE greatest problem we face is the crisis in our healthcare system…
…as it struggles to deal with the damage done by Harry Potter books?