[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
I’m gay, and unfortunately, I don’t need special measures of any kind in order not to have gay sex these days. 
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You may want to check your back pocket.
Sometimes I like to think that all of this sound and fury that we’ve been hearing lately is nothing more than the death rattle of homophobia. Then again, sometimes I like to think that I’m Batman.
It is common knowledge that homosexuality is a sexually transmitted disease. If you don’t want to catch it, just don’t have sex with people of your own gender.
Or some such.
How long will it be before she’s found in an airport restroom, playing footsie with someone?
It really is a lot of pressure being the biggest threat to the US and western civilization. Can’t they pick someone else for a while? All of this downfall bringing, culture destroying and marriage ruining gets exhausting.
Hippies did our bit, now its your turn!
[QUOTE=Lightray]
Wait, how has there not been a whacky comedy about a color-blind gay guy misreading hanky codes at the gay bar?
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There was that scene from Cruising with Al Pacino and the yellow hankie, but it wasn’t anywhere near as hysterical as the scene with the giant black man in the jock strap.
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Hippies did our bit, now its your turn!
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Wait a sec, didn’t we have this ‘argument’ recently?
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
It really is a lot of pressure being the biggest threat to the US and western civilization. Can’t they pick someone else for a while? All of this downfall bringing, culture destroying and marriage ruining gets exhausting.
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Not to mention the 9/11 attack-bringing-down-on-our-heads and the Hurricane-Katrina-making. You guys are doing a lot of heavy lifting for a buncha poofs. 
Dunno. Did you lose?
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Dunno. Did you lose?
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Of course not. Old man. 
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
It really is a lot of pressure being the biggest threat to the US and western civilization. Can’t they pick someone else for a while? All of this downfall bringing, culture destroying and marriage ruining gets exhausting.
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Well, if my track record for playing “Civilization” is anything to go by, I could take over for a while.
[QUOTE=Trion]
Well, if my track record for playing “Civilization” is anything to go by, I could take over for a while.
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Fabulous. I nominate Trion for greatest threat.
Now I’m off to the gym, then a cocktail and after that shopping!
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
Of course not. Old man.
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Clean livin’, son, clean livin’.
Once again, bisexuals cruelly overlooked. We have plans too, you know! Look! Blueprints and everything! Don’t we deserve to be called on it?
Ah, never mind. shuffles off
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]
Once again, bisexuals cruelly overlooked. We have plans too, you know! Look! Blueprints and everything! Don’t we deserve to be called on it?
Ah, never mind. shuffles off
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Shhh! You’ll give us away! We’re never going to get our infiltration of both sides done with you calling attention to us like this.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Then again, sometimes I like to think that I’m Batman.
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What’s the hanky color for that?
[QUOTE=Dangerosa]
What’s the hanky color for that?
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Black, with two corners pulled up into ears…
[QUOTE=flight]
This is something I have noticed in some anti-gay conservatives. They act like gayness is a dangerous thing you must always be on guard for lest it take you. That you have to push those urges down an control them.
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Well, heck, there’s an easy way to reduce those urges in the gay population.
Enact gay marriage.
Yeah! That’ll teach 'em!
[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
I’m gay, and unfortunately, I don’t need special measures of any kind in order not to have gay sex these days.
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Shit, you ain’t lyin’!
Note to self: Your name is *not * Adonis. For a reason. Therefore, don’t send nude self-pics to prospective lays, even though they seem really interested ('cause they’ve seen you with your clothes ON and think they really know what’s going on underneath) and they ask for them. Oh, and because you’re a little exhibitionist freak. Perhaps it’s better just to be coy and hold *some * cards close to your chest.