And your name is ClairolCarol, right? Because of your habit of changing your hair color twice a week…
I did not read this thread and have no idea what it is about, but I noticed when I clicked on it that there were 40 replies and 41 page views. Thought it was interesting. Carry on.
I noticed that too! All along, there’s only been one more View than Reply.
I wouldn’t lose my equipoise over the matter. At the moment, many threads appear to have the same problem. Clearly the “Thread Views” function is currently on the fritz, and whoever’s in charge of maintenance is being an enormous cunctator and hasn’t gotten around to fixing it yet.
Either that or they’re still asleep; or perhaps lost in a deep meditative state of transcendent ataraxy.
and so’s my wife
OK, we’ve over 1,000 views now for 45 replies. Oops, make that 46. Not bad for a thread about a non-cetacean horse mentioned in a musical.
(And the devil will drag you under, where the merry equiporpoises float! Sit down sit down sit down sit down, sit down you’re felching the goat!)
Hey Qadgop, I don’t suppose you remember me since it’s been a while, but it’s nice to return here after a lengthy absence and see you still here 
Equiporpoise is, of course, the Lost Dolphin, last seen rafting down the Mississippi.
(Added Note: I too have misread it as Qadgop the Mercaptan. I wanted to make a bad pun about this, but I seem to be skunked.)
That would, of course, make him the Loesser of two evils.
I think I just woke up my roommate in the other room with the surprised snort that got out of me! Well done!
What you talking about being gone? You wandered off for most of 2005, but you’ve been a regular here since then. (I tend to not notice brief absences of less than 12 consecutive months.)
Wholecloth Productions presents–
Qadgop the Mercotan is Dr. Martin Dysart…
Lloyd Bridges is (okay, okay, was) the young Alan Strang…
in a play that Peter Shaeffer could have written had he done time as a writer for Flipper! and taken a lot of drugs in the late sixties…
in a production that only Jacques Cousteau could have directed, and he only in the Greek Mediterranean…
**EQUUIPORPOISE: “I Am Yours, and You Are Mine.” **
And your theater dollars are ours, suckers.