Oh, and I’m seeing ChrisCTP, CanadianSue, NeuroTrashGrrrl, OfficeGirl, Cessandra, Michelle, HeatherLee, Coldfire, OpalCat, Melin, Natalie Portman, H R Pufnstuf, Witchipoo, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, Huey, Dewey (not Louie), April, Mae, and June, Morty, Ferdy, Snow White, six of the Seven Dwarfs (Sleepy is crap in bed, ironically), Tina from my PigeonMan cartoon, and needless to say, MoosieGirl.
Well, okay, not really Natalie Portman.
-PIGEONMAN-
Why does that seem more likely than any of the other ones?
Yer pal,
Satan
Happily married to a woman who thinks SDMB is really dumb:
“Satan? You talk to somebody named Satan?”
“Well, we don’t actually talk – it’s more like leaving messages for everyone.”
“What does imthecowgodmoo mean?”
“Well, he’s this cow god, see?, and he says moo, see?”
“Are there girls on there?”
“Of course there are.”
“Do you flirt with them?”
“Oh yeah. All the time.”
“I bet! Hah! What’s your name?”
“Pluto.”
“Why Pluto? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I dunno, I just sorta liked it.”
“Are there girls on there?”
“I already told you there were.”
“Do they flirt with you?”
“Oh yeah. All the time.”
“Hoo-hah! I’ll bet! Boy are they stupid! I thought this was supposed to be for SMART people!”
“They are smart!”
“Well, name three words that end in -gr…AAACK! Get your hands off my throat!”
Pluto, recently widowed, reporting in for single status.
well well said the royal desiccation my political opponents back home always maintained
that i would wind up in hell and it seems they had the right dope
Don Marquis
archy interviews a pharaoh
Pluto! Oh, wow…fabulous.
Just FTR, Satan: Guanolad and I ARE seeing each other. He and Byron and I plan to run away together to Fiji where we’ll meet up with CanadianSue, NeuroTrashGrrrl, OfficeGirl, Cessandra, Michelle, HeatherLee, Coldfire, OpalCat, Melin, H R Pufnstuf, Witchipoo, Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, Huey, Dewey (not Louie), April, Mae, and June, Morty, Ferdy, Snow White, six of the Seven Dwarfs, Tina from his PigeonMan cartoon, and needless to say, MoosieGirl.
HeatherLee only thinks she’s in for a good time. She’s actually our emergency food stock.
“It’s okay. I wouldn’t remember me either.”
Sounded just wonderful until you had to mention the emergency food stock Chris… hmm well you know there is something to be said for fasting 
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I believe one breast could last a week!
giggle My bad, Guano 
I must have picked up the wrong book from the shelf when looking up that quote although I could have sworn it was TLC I was reading 
When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?
ACCKK! I couldn’t save you in time! If only I had gotten here before ChrisCTP’s post! Don’t you people realize what you have done? You have uttered (well, one utter and two quotes) the name of evil (no, not me–the unmentionable heath__l_e!!) three times!!
::runs away to hide to the sound of ominous music::
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
Well, you know the phrase, “only dating my right hand”? You’re the right hand in the relationship.
Girlbysea and I are an item. 'Twill be on hold for six months due to military requirements.
Thank God for e-mail.
For excessive smiley useage:
“Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and orphans! No more merciful beheadings!! And cancel Christmas!!!”
Married to a non-doper. Getting almost the same responses as Pluto except for the last one.
Go figure. He’s the one who got me hooked watching Mike do the straight dope on the tube.
Hey?! Are they ever gonna bring that show back?
I realize I’m new here, but this is too much! No wonder I can’t sleep anymore, have to be on here checking out all of you fellow crazies! BTW. I am married; see Romance After Marriage thread, but he’s not a Doper. Not yet anyway. I’m trying to talk him into it, but he’s resisting. Oh, well, his loss! That just means more fun for me! As to friends, I feel you’re all becoming a friend as I get to know you (if that’s really possible), but Vestal Blue and I go back for more than 20 years. Oh, as friends. Great friends in my opinion, don’t know for sure his opin. Having a blast here!
Married, but my husband posts at Ars Technica. Don’t think he’s ever even lurked here. . .
Ok, I guess after the Monterey meeting we’re “out,” so there’s no reason not to let the rest of you know…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[And if a couple decides to come clean for the first time in this thread, that would be really cool.]
Well, I did make the announcement before the board went to hell for almost 5 days…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Well, Dem already spilled the beans, and since then we have had our first date. I will not go into great detail, as I like to keep my private life just that, but I will say that we had an incredible weekend. There was not an awkward moment at all, I was completely comfortable and felt as if we were old high school sweethearts rekindling an old flame. We laughed alot and had quite a few adventures: The Great Equestrian Crisis of Monterey, The Bad 80’s movie Burger Wagon, Starving through Silicon Valley, and Mullett-watching at the Monterey Aquarium, to name a few. Leaving was the hardest part, I guess that’s how you know something is special, when it hurts to say goodbye. (And I thought hanging up the phone was hard!) Counting the days (yes, days) until we team up again, this time, we take Manhattan!
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein
Ummm, that’s Manhattan, the place not the poster! Sorry Manny, I like ya and everything, but, well…you know…
What I tell you three times is true.
The Hunting of the Snark.
Lewis Carroll
sorry, my better half does not partake with the use of this message board…her loss
knuckle-dragging hose mongerer.
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique
