El Presidente, a little clarification about the nature of the couple’s illegal park job might go a ways here.
Yeah…was this “illegal” parking done on a city street or a private parking lot? AFAIK, you can’t really park “illegally” in a private lot unless there is a sign stating something along the lines of “according to ordinance 102.3b you can’t park this way without breaking a law.”
Otherwise, you’re just parking like a dumbass.
Old people never stop fucking whining do they.
Especially fat old people.
To be fair, sometimes it’s really difficult to discern a whine from a wheeze.
Here in CA it’s illegal to part in a handicapped space without an appropriate placard even it it’s on private property and you can, and very likely will, get ticketed to the tune of several hundred dollars.
What a despicable FAT fatty-fat fat obese overweight pork-o-morph.
Maybe he would have been quicker to move his car if the restaurant manager had announced a free dessert as reward. With extra lard topping.
The music would take a little of the sting out of the ticket I’d suspect.
Did fatso order one of everything a la mode, in expectation of getting comped?
What would not giving them the benefit of the doubt have accomplished?
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Or even better, a la carte.
Sloth. Yep, the guy wouldn’t get out of his chair.
All we’re missing here is envy and lust and we would have the superfecta.
So let me get this straight…
Fatso was NOT parking illegally, however, becasue the old couple DID park illegally it ended up blocking them in when Fatso parked legally?
So what was Fatso supposed to do? Not take a perfectly legal spot because some idiot doesn’t know where they’re supposed to park?
You’d be amazed what kind of rocket propulsion a fatty can accomplish with a BIC lighter and some intestinal gas, when Little Debbies are at stake.
Maybe not, but Lardbucket definitely should have moved his car when asked. Jiggly Puff’s failure to do so meant that everyone else in the restaurant, including the staff, was inconvenienced, just so Tons Of Fun could prove a point. Obnoxious.
“So let me get this straight…” is a great clue that whatever comes next is patronizing. It’s almost as dependable as the post that starts “Um.”
Yep - Biggy McFat in the OP was a dickhead, no doubt about it. (Relevance of fatness notwithstanding).
However, I too am trying to figure out how the old people parked that they were illegal and he was not - OP - can you clarify?
Well, I just have to say in defense of the subject of the OP’s ire, “Some of my best friends are fat people.”
Darn, stop doing this, you’re making me doubt the OP’s version of the story now. I cant take anymore of this sophisticated writing bullshit. I need my protagonists well defined from the start. It’s quite obvious Lardass qualifies as villain. He’s fat. And, as they all do, he likes eating things up for free. I note he also likes his food warm.
Stop muddying things up.
Well obviously jerk boy envied the old couple for beating him to the better parking spot. His parking them in is a sign of his lust and envy for their superior parking maneuver. He’s obviously just upset that they beat him to it.
No, he jerked in their car before going into the restaurant.