How am I supposed to know how to feel about this anecdote without knowing the BMI of all parties involved?
Um…so let me get this straight…you don’t like posts that start that way?
Well, according to the OP, the restaurant manager also was heard to acknowledge that the car was parked illegally:
Of course, the manager could have been mistaken or lying about that, but that’s what we get from the OP, which is our only source of information on this incident, such as it is.
Interesting. I’m going to hazard a guess that if the car is parked illegally; i.e, in violation of a parking ordinance, the restaurant has no standing to tow the car. If it is parked in violation of it’s own parking policy, it does.
The last time I rode anywhere with Grandpa driving was a trip to the local ice cream parlour. On the way back I started feeling something wasn’t quite right. Then it hit, we were on the WRONG side of the rode!! :eek: And I’d been driving for 4 yrs at that point so it was pretty fucking bad that I took a couple minutes. :smack: His car got “sent away for repairs” soon after and we just let his licence expire. Actually I guess I would’ve realized sooner if we hadn’t been on a quite country road.
Ha! You win the thread.
You know, tell the story with the fat guy parked illegally and the old farts blocking him in and it still comes off like the fat guy’s a dick. I guess that’s the point, fat guys suck.
I dislike being told I wasn’t driving fast enough (in other words, over the speed limit) by angry Audi drivers through the interpretative movement of “over take then brake hard” routine.
Is there any indication beyond this one jerk’s testimony, however weighty, that the elderly couple’s car was, in fact, parked illegally?
I hate fat people.
Also, I’m assuming this is an eatery that has its own parking lot?
Short of parking in a cripple spot, there is no such thing as parked illegally on private property. So what gives, fat man?
Frankly, the eatery should have offered to re-warm his food for him while he took all of 30 seconds (well, let’s give him 3 minutes to waddle over) and then promptly spit in it. Fucking asshole.
That sounds like the manager was simply stipulating, at least for the moment, the complainer’s assertion that the car was parked illegally. I doubt he would have had time to verify this for himself (certainly not without the complainer getting into high dudgeon that the manager dared to doubt the majestic gravity of his words).
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Well, he is The President. He’s a busy guy.
Well, they would if it didn’t take so much goddamned effort. Lazy slobs.
Also, let me get this straight…people really use the word eatery?
Ewww…you hang out with fat people? That’s just…wrong.
Won’t somebody think of the fat children?
BTW, let me borrow your bathroom for about 30 minutes.
Heh - My tactix would have been to get the guests to move HIS car…15 or 20 guys spaced around a car should be able to move it to a “better” spot
Can you believe that that fat piece of shit made that poor old couple get up in the middle of their meal because that overblown donut sucking gasbag had fucking parked illegally and was now blocked in because he was too fucking fat and lazy to find a legal parking spot before going in to slop down another bowl of gravy. So now this old guy has to hobble his way out to the parking lot to let this walking pile of lard out of a spot he should have never in because he’s making such a scene at the restaurant - forcing the wait staff to go to every table to see who had trapped his fat-ass in. What a fat fucking prick, I hope he dies in grease fire (he’ll provide the grease).
He’s got no choice - he’s trapped in their gravity wells.
I mis-read that as “gravy wells.” Oy vey.