Okay, I think it's time for another gender clarification thread.

[Scissorjack]

I have a member. Look, it says so right there under my name.

[Malacandra]

@Marlitharn

Female. But you gotta buy me dinner first.

It’s rabbit. Are you cool with that?

@Marlitharn

Personally, I don’t think it matters very much (except in the period threads/itchy balls threads). One of the things I like about the internet is that it’s just brain to brain communication, with no pre-conceived notions, nothing to respond to except what the other person wrote. Black, white, Asian, hearing-impaired, speech impediments, birth defects, disfiguring warts, weird birthmarks, conjoined twins syndrome, all the things that might affect face-to-face communication are left by the wayside. Brain on brain. Coolness.

Well, if you like. I’m kinda the other way: my sex and my sexuality are not bolt-on extras, they’re an indispensible part of the package. If they were not what they are, I would not be who I am. Sort’ve like if my auntie had wheels, she’d be a bus.

[cbawlmer]

@Tengu

Well, since you’ve planted the image of you looking like Peeg…

I’ve thought about changing my username to Peeg. It still would seem androgynous to most folks, but the five of you who’d get it would probably find it easier to remember.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Male. Straight.

[Small_Clanger]

Tiny Clanger is the girl*****

Small Clanger is a boy (tho’ he’s getting on a bit)

***** well, a female Clanger.

[AskNott]

AskNott is male, married, tall, and 56 years old.

[ladyfoxfyre]

If there was any confusion, I’m aaaaaalllllll woman. Well, except for the part of my libido that is actually a 17 year old boy. But the rest of it checks out.

-foxy

[Clothahump]

Male.

[TV_time]

@Idle Thoughts

TVeblen? I have no freaking idea. From “it’s” posts I always assumed and thought (or rather got the impression) that “it” was female, but they could be a male…No offense meant at the referal to it. I just don’t know what pronoun to use.

TVeblen, better known as Veb, is indeed female.

To add to the confusion this TV (me) is male. Now, at least one of the other person who uses the beginning username TV on this board is also a male but in his case he enjoys dressing like a female.

I think there is at least one other TV on the board and I am not sure there.

TV

[anyrose]

@TellMeI'mNotCrazy

Not very feminine, but definitely female.

ditto
i’m more of a “broad” than a “lady”

[anyrose]

@JustAnotherGeek

I figure most folks assume Geek = male

Heck no! I’ve been called a BtVS geek on more than one occasion

[Wile_E]

My namesake is male, I am not.

[panache45]

Male.

Gay (though you didn’t ask).

Not French.

[Landshark]

All male, including the in-progress male pattern baldness.

[fishbicycle]

You thought I was a girl???

Now I’m curious. What did I write that gave you that impression?

(Not that I’m paranoid about it, but did you see that? He said he thought I was a girl!)

[Suburban_Plankton]

Male.

[Rhiannon8404]

In case it isn’t perfectly clear from my username, part goddess/part witch. All woman.

[Inigo_Montoya]

I’m a boy I’m a boy
but my ma won’t admit it
I’m a boy I’m a boy
but if I say I am, I get it!

'ello. My name is Inigo Montoya…etc. But I’m not Spanish, nor do I have any Spaniard in me. And I’ve never been in a Spaniard.

[phouka]

Female. Gal. Woman. Goddess. I answer to all of those.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

I am a man,
standing atop the hill,
with an axe in my hand,
and blood on my face.

Anyone who is in doubt about my gender needs to look no farther than this.