If that’s what ya look like when you’re not even trying, I can only guess that I’d be struck dumb and drop to my knees in adoration if you were made up.
Sheesh! you ain’t got nuttin’ to be humble about, dear.
Rowf!
Pant! Pant!
[Goes to take a cold shower.]
Hey DRY, there ain’t no harm in shameless flirting, is there?
1028 posts later, I think it’s safe to say that the answer is “no”.
However, if people like ChrisP One Kenobe, Iampunha, ChiefScott, Falcon, Shayna, AudreyK, Purplebear, myself, and a whole host of other posters suddenly disappear, never to be heard from again, you might do well to, ahem…pull in your horns a bit.
Either that, or we had an orgy. 
Mmmmmm…horns. I wish I had horns
Mmmmmm…orgy. Now THERE’S an idea, Dry!
And Monster…there is NEVER harm in flirting! On that note…how YOU doin? 
Damn, Baloo posted my thoughts.
Nice pic, nice subject matter. Guess I’ll be glad I haven’t met you in person so I don’t have to be stomped to death by DeathLlama.
“Am I but three inches? why, thy horn is a foot”
–The Taming of the Shrew (sorry, Laura), Act 4, Scene i
A foot? Yeah, I guess that’s about right. Certainly closer than three inches.
DRY, you are a dirty minded little dude, surprisingly so for one so soft spoken IRL (well, at least at the one get-together). But…I like quiet perverts, right, Llama? (tonight he had me rolling by having “Fred,” Ralph," and the other Mac software voices saying sick, sick things.)
Good grief, I focus on other things for a day, and this thread is just all mussed. But, I must say…Monster, nice effort…no really! It’s…cute. Andy, Seale, DarkHeat, Irishman–thank you for your compliments. Y’all know a way to a girl’s heart! And Baloo…well, you know how to make a girl laugh.
And DeathLlama, you know how to make a girl…whoops, wait, nevermind! We’ll just leave that to ourselves. (Mmm…horns…)
Never let it be said that my “little dude” doesn’t have a dirty mind…
P.S. You haven’t seen the Shakespearean felching comment in the Boo Boo’s Tigress “sig” thread, have you?
The whole quiet poster thing was a feint, of course.
Oh god, I do that too…
I like to use the Bruce voice with the Pitch set up so high that his voice cracks like a 13yr old boy’s. 
Ruffian, I see by your profile that we share a lot in common.
Um, I was wondering…
Well, you see…
Oh, forget it, I’m married anyway and live on the east coast. I just wanted to say both pics I’ve seen of you are great. And your posts are, too. Like so many on this board, you’re definitely a keeper.