I hope all the girls at my Halloween party come like Paris.
What?
Does that outfit come with a camcorder?
Better still, does it come with the body to put it on? Otherwise, I guess I’m stuck going as a 45 year old harried and haggered mother of three…again.
At least my parts are real. A bit gravity-stricken, but real, nonetheless.
Ya know I plan to go to a Halloween party as either Ozzie Nelson or Jim Anderson, but if I could find one of those in my size… 
I could scar some psyches for life!
Well, it certainly could be the scariest costume this year…
Whoever they got to model that outfit is HOT.
Hey Guinastasia! Make sure you make your next post a good one. It will be number 20000. That is some kind of record surely! 
Matching kneepads should be included. :o
Note that they’re all out of small.
There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite put my funnybone on it.
Note also that the other sizes run small – just like expensive clothes in general. Shoddy, foreign-made merchandise or playing to their audience? You be the judge.
I blame the media.
Or Lysol?
And what exactly makes this a Paris Hilton costume? The name tag? Yeah, that’s worth paying fifty dollars for. Does it at least come with a blonde wig? DD boobs? A piece of the family fortune? What a joke. Anyone can whip up their own slutty outfit and “Paris Hilton” nametag. It’s just a way to get rid of the “slutty cowgirl” costumes that didn’t sell last year (not to mention the Taco Bell dogs that have been sitting in storage since 1999).
Hey – I have one of those Taco Bell Dogs. It was a gift from an [ex-]girlfriend.
Here, let me see if it still talks… it’s been more than a year since I took it down from the shelf.
[chihuahua]*I think I’m in love… I think I’m in love… I think I’m in love… I think I’m in love… I think I’m in love… I think I’m in love… * [/chihuahua]
Yep!