Wahumba (Slang) The act of crying when humbled by circumstances. " She let out a loud wahumba when she flunked the test".
Snifflinch
snifflinch:
- n.. Booger of malleable consistency. (slang, 1947)
pawtwit
pawtwit: A drawing of a person with a lisp, er, lithp. Ex: I thaw your pawtwit thitting on the drether.
New word: injoculate
injoculate: an experimental new process designed to lessen the mental agony caused by bad puns and horrible jokes. Currently pending FDA approval for clinical trials.
Next up:
Triculagon.
triculagon: The post on a message board you post just because you are sandwiching a person who at the time was equal in posts to you, but you want to pull ahead in your feeble post count. Ex: Moronmountain resorted to trivial triculagon to have more posts temporarily than Journeyman.
New word: Sprocillicus
Sprocillicus n. An unusually large hair protruding from a nostril or ear. *Ex:*The sprocillici sprouting from his nose distracted everyone he spoke with.
New word: faldoggery
Faldoggery: n. A false or bombastic statememt.
Ex. That’s faldoggery! I did not steal your kitten!
Next: vozzle
vozzle:
During the late 60s and early 70s, some car engineers got some really* bad grass and started designing gasoline nozzles for their automobiles in a sort of peace-sign, the vozzle:
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It required a new shape of nozzle (and, after further testing a new type of gas pump)
Needless to say, it was not wildly popular and has become a sort of insult in the car-design industry for someone who makes something that is both utterly useless and independent of current technology, as in:
“Ugh, Carter is such a vozzle; did you see those paper windshield wipers he’s designing?”
Next: Frülle
Vozzle- 1. (v.) to rub one’s nose on their hand as they sniff violently. 2. (n.) the mucus-like substance that drips down the back of the throat during a cold.
new word- Canria
Canria:
n: Name for lone palm tree on desert islands often pictured in comic strips.
Next Word: Houplejin
Frülle: *n.*nozzle needed to use the vozzle. (NOTE: became obsolete shortly after it was coined for above-mentioned reasons)
Houplejin: *n.*beverage of predilection for musical band of the '60s (of Mott fame), with slight spelling variation. (NOTE: became obsolete shortly after the group disbanded, the latter being its sole client)
Coming up:
dillnot
Dillnot:
- n. A carnivore’s pick. Not a vegetable but a meat. i.e. Those stupid Vegans, wait until they see my dillnot
- slang. considered vulger. a reference to the male sexual organ. i.e. John was not behaving well today; he is such a dillnot.
Next Word:
Swavish
Swavish: *adj.*A sterling example of cultural cross-pollination, quality said to be found in an individual (usually of Western origin) possessing the aesthetic virtues of the swami and of the dervish.
Next: liquinanthropia
Liquinanthropia
The act of being generous in a bar. :He bought a round for the house, and believe me, they all appreciated his liquinanthropia."
Next word
Knuckleate
Knuckleate: to give knuckles, as in creating artificial joints.
“The girl was born without a left hand, but with the marvels of modern technology we were able to knuckleate her, thus freeing her from a life of torment and difficulty.”
Next word: Fronzur
Fronzur :
slang, the act of using soft fern foliage to stimulate the male organ when the prospect of “getting some” looks slim. Most often occurs when groups of men leave their women-folk at home and go camping.
Ahhh, that was a great fronzur !
or
Don’t step over there guys, I just had a quick fronzur !
Next word : genkified
Genkified
- v. slang Defeating someone at a video game. Only used in past tense.
- adj. slang Bringing good luck. Used only to refer to devices for video games.
I genkified Alex in Counter Strike using my genkified joystick.
Next word: Spuzzum
Spuzzum: N. slang. The product of a Fronzur.
Next: queel.
**queel: ** N. zool. an hermaphrodite snake-like fish
Next: naringaningalook.
adj. looks like a ninja called “Naringa” (whoever that is…)
as in: Wow, you’re really naringaningalook today!
next: palingulpest