Hey you guys, I hope this doesn’t happen to you! I stopped off at Pandora’s Wings and Things on the way home from my night gig in the chorus at the Parthenon. Bought the big box. Hoo boy, when I got home and cracked that sucker…
Needless to say the health inspector needs to have a go at that place.
If anyone sees Scylla, tell him his new washing machine’s here.
Actually, I ordered three phoenixes. One for me, one for my mother, and one for my wife. Well, I just found out I’ll only need two.
All I know is, I really don’t like the way the maitre d’ looked at me and said “yes… eventually” when I asked if they had a chair that would fit me…
I was just having a little visit over at Pluto’s place, and he offered me a seat, and befor I knew it I was completely unuaware of how time was passing.
So I’m really late and, on top of that, I forgot to pick up the phoenix for dinner.
Man, Medea is just going to kill me when I get home tonight.
Sorry, lady, we don’t deliver to the underworld anymore - nobody wants to deliver if, if they count the tip before they get back, they lose it.
pant, pant I ordered a well-done phoenix pant, pant a week ago! I can’t eat it now! pant, pant Apollo’s chasing me! pant, stumble Help Dad!
I’d like my Order of the Phoenix with a Gobblet of Fire chaser. Could I get a table in the Chamber of Secrets?
Patty, Who Finshed “HP5” After Much Time and Eyestrain…
well i didn’t order a phoenix but my fancy dress costume turned up with only the top 1/2 of the costume arriving. I was going as a bull.(with a toga)
Sorry, your server is out back getting Philosopher’s Stoned.
I’ll get back to you, but right now I’ve been challenged to a game of “Statutes” by this woman with really bad hair…
The funny thing is, I and a few chums were sitting down to a really good roast phoenix dinner, when someone or other threw an apple (of all things) on the table.
Now some of the girls are arguing about it, and … oh, I don’t know. It’ll all soon blow over, I guess.
I used to date this chick called Danae who had a thing for “golden showers”. I heard she’s found some new guy now who’s into the same kink. Whatever works for you, I guess.
Man, don’t EVER make snide remarks about the judge! She’s a real Gorgon, a genuine demon lady, let me tell you.
I’ll be back to get my order in a little bit.
I’m just going out for a quick sail.
Odysseus
Phoenix…?.. I just LOVE phoenix… can I get a side order of deep fried kracken with that? Oh no, wait… too much butter and I won’t fit into that Golden Fleece that Jason got me.
Uh-oh…you better keep an eye out for that mother of yours.
Sorry! I was going to pick up the phoenix, but then my brother Atreus invited me over for dinner. MAN was that meat tender and juicy! I wonder what kind of flesh that was?
-Thyestes
It’s snowing again 
It just seems that everytime I take Persephone out things just wither and die. I wonder if it’s me?
Listen, I’ve got a one-eyed Viking and a bunch of busty blonds waiting for that phoenix, and if I don’t get it to them, they’re going to think that I’m up to my old tricks again, so get it into a to-go bag quick, will ya?