Hey, we made threadspotting.
(happy dance.)
But I wonder how Eutychus is coming along with that boulder …
Oh, Waitress! Would it be possible for me to have a seat without a huge sword over it?
Be careful - last time I went to Theseus’s place I got horribly lost. If you do get there, be sure to take the tour; it only lasts a minute.
Speaking of clubs, have you tried The Delphic Oracle? I hear they’ve got some wizard incense. They say it’ll change your life!
Then there’s Lotos… everybody loves it, even though I’ve never seen a coherent review. Guy I know went there last week and hasn’t come back yet!
Hope he didn’t get caught at that other club the next island over, I don’t remember the name, but it’s got a giant reputation as “Old One-Eyes Is Back”…
I meant to pick it up, but every time I show my face, somebody asks me to launch a ship. I swear, I must have done a thousand of them by now.
“I’m trying, hon! But some joker with a magic plant went and unenchanted all the pigs!”
::whisper:: “I didn’t do that, Circe dear…”
::whispering back:: “If I tell her I did it, even under… duress… the wait staff’ll have my head. Wanna help me cook up something… spicy?”
Ethel, honey-I know you’re hungry & tired, but nothing’s going right tonight. Why don’t we just go to our bed & breakfast, call it a night, and have a big meal in the morning to start the day. According to my directions, Procrustes’ Inn is just a couple of miles down the road.
We could also try Zeno’s Place; heck, we’re halfway there already…
But when we do get there, don’t order the hemlock cocktail–i hear it’s a real killer!
Yeah, but it’s such a good painkiller…
Say, you got that chicken for Aesclypius?
It may have been my order…but I forget. sigh Give me the menu to look over again and while you’re at it, gimme another bottle of that Lethe River mineral water and some lemons.
Heeeeeeey, how many of these drinks have I had?
*originally posted by * sunspace
Yes, please, let’s get the hell out of here. That woman over there is getting on my nerves. Psycho broad: mumbling all sorts of gibberish to herself and staring right through me. Puffing away like that no-smoking sign isn’t right above her head.
(Pan muttering into drink) “Dionysus, my freindly barkeep, why the hell did they cast Mike Myers as Austin Powers? Damn hack stole all his lines about being horny from ME!”
(Big swig from drink)
“He’s a no-good sonofa (Waitress walks by)…Hey, Baby! Wanna see Maenads? Wanna play with my syrinx?”
(Dionysus) “WHOAH! Big daddy, I think you’ve had enough. Augeus! Put my friend in the stables for the evening so he can sleep it off.”
(Herakles) “Oh no you don’t- I just cleaned those things out, and I’ll go to Hades before I’ll let goat-boy there mess up those stalls! Throw his ass in the woods out back!”
Ethel, honey, perhaps we should keep moving. With all that police tape at Procrustes’ Bed and Breakfast, I’m convinced that this neigborhood is too wild for your delicate nature. Perhaps we should go somewhere else and get a little rest and relaxation. The local guidebook lists some places nearby, and the Mount Cithaeron Retreat is given 3 stars! They say the recreation facilities are unmatched…
I think you’d better lay off the Bacchante Breezers, dear; you’re getting a bit raucous.
Ow! My ankle!
<rapidly moving voice from above>
Heyyyyy… anybody know how to control this thing???
</rapidly moving voice from above>
Is it me or is it getting warm in here?
Ow! My heel!
Well, my friend Cassie said that the Phoenix here is just awful, but I think it’s worth a try.
(If anyone can name another board where this would work I’d be grateful).
sigh…
Honestly, you work your arse off all day putting up a wall and then your oh-so-funny twin brother goes and jumps right over it. I mean, fair do’s, granted it’s not as high as all that but then, was any place ever built in a day? I just had to smack him one.
sigh…
Pint of wolf’s milk, warm, if you please. Once you get the taste you never get over it.