(Old) A Drinking Problem in the MMP

Not only will Amazon sell you bundles of the silly resort style ones for stoopit cheap, they’ve … upgraded over the years. The runner up was “palm fronds” that look like … yeah, no, is that what the kids are telling cops these days?

The winner was pink flamingo frilly decorated toothpicks, and if I was a bartender, you best believe I’d buy that shit with my own money. Guaranteed stoopit tips from those.

Actually, we used to smear a thin amount of the Elmer’s on our finger tips and let it dry… If you could pull it off in a single piece that was cool, one could see their fingerprints. But usually I ended up tearing it and would just lick it off. I shudder thinking of the things I did as a kid.

I know this is a week late but
birria is either beef aka "res " or goat “chivo” I think there’s another term for goat used in Hispanic cooking bit I forget

cabrito; delicious!