(Old) Falling Into The MMP

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@Mollie_Magill

the most thoughtful and deliberate person in my shoes

I think that’s an accurate description.

@Mollie_Magill

layered a rich blue with her blond in such a way that Mrs Magill really liked, so she’s getting that done today.

Oooooh! I love fancy colors. Makeup, hair-did, nail polish.

But especially fun hair - it was so unallowed for so long, and now I see ALL THE LADIES wearing such nifty colors.

@BippityBoppityBoo

my hairdresser did violet overtones in my white hair

@Kitten_Mitten

(Fill in the blank with your favorite curse word.)

I can curse in four languages, including Polish, and my current hobby is learning naughty signs in ASL.

@Kitten_Mitten

The first fix will cost about $700; however, if that doesn’t do the trick then a new unit would be recommended. I asked for a ballpark estimate. $10k Holy freaking Toledo

My boss’s boss might wanna have a beer with you.

@dogbutler

been through an angle grinder orgy

I want to say “I have questions” but .. maybe nope.

@dogbutler

A bottle of peach(N.O.P.) syrup, and a 40lbs bag of road salt?

Throw in a jug of tequila, a clean(ish?) trash can, several dozen college students, and you got yerself a partttttaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

We’ll stash the road salt for the next winter party.

@Aspenglow

Oh, and… BOO!!! (Did the hiccups abate yet?)

Y’all are my kind of people.

@Aspenglow

Hmmppff!

Jeebus, I have a grumpy “hmmmmmmmmmpppppffffftttthhhh” on your behalf!

@dogbutler

it’s the bee’s knees, Daddy-O.

While I hate that I understand this, I hate more that I work with people who would until their head exploded.

Note to self: things I must say at work tomorrow.